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[tragedy_abounds]

The production of accurate horoscopes is a labyrinthine undertaking. Copious quantities of information must be known about the subject, up to and including the location of the paternal grandfather's fingernail scissors at the moment of the subject's birth. (This is useful in determining the Ascending Star in the House of Lauder, which in turn can

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[shaman_x]

Fascinating.

[tragedy_abounds]

The Stars are truly fascinating, aren't they?

[shaman_x]

Endlessly. Tiny patterened points in the sky from a distance. Immense balls of nuclear fire up close.

[tragedy_abounds]

Of course, of course. But in an Astrological sense, they're incredibly wonderful. Such Influence they have over the smallest of things. It's really quite remarkable.

[reallyoldguy]

What if I do not want to return those things of theirs that I've taken?

[tragedy_abounds]

Then a horrible and gruesome death awaits you. Poor thing.

[megflynn]

You will walk in on a very uncomfortable situation, which your naturally sunny disposition will only worsen.
Well, that could be any day.

The dying of the seventh month brings stubbed toes, broken dreams, and a trip to the asylum.
Damn.

You'll find it very peaceful there initially,
Well, obviously. No Dove and Freida driving me nuts. Though, I expect they'll be the ones to put me in there in the first place.

but you'll cut off your feet with a butterknife because your socks clash with the nice white jacket you were given.
That sounds more a Helena thing to do.