Doug and I are starting to plan out music for the reception. I want your help. Think of some songs, (both wedding appropriate and not) that really make you wanna dance! I want to see people having fun damn it!

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling toward the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wished for. Unless it's death by meteor.

I have never heard an orca whale be refered to as "ten thousand pounds of stupid dressed up like a cop car."

Ahhh...finally. Doug and I caved and got DSL. Now I can actually check my e-mail, post, and use the internet for it's intended purpose, without wanting to stab myself in the eye because pages are taking too long to load ( Read more... )

I just got into my e-mail and found this. If anyone can help, please do. There are some fabulous animals out there who's lives are depending on it.

Hey Christine,

This group helps us (SAS) with all the animals that we can't help.
Please send to the volunteers. Cynthia

From: "Sarvey Wildlife Center"
To: Subject: Sarvey Special Report ( Read more... )

Putting my 16 year old cat, Kitty Girl, AKA Grumpus, to sleep on Saturday night was one of the hardest things that I have ever had to do.  I never want to go through that again.

"Marge, can you turn the oven to cold!?"

-Homer Simpson

I need a job.  Fuck.  I'm going for a walk by the lake.

Nonsense nonsense, verbal and written diarrhea! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !!!!!!! Pictures of pretty people and all the magazines they're in! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !!! Do I give a flying fuck about how wonderful you, all your beautiful friends, and your photographer is? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ( Read more... )

As of 6:03pm yesterday, I am 25 years old. I probably would have posted yesterday but I was too busy being SHIT CANNED DRUNK, yelling about nonsense and mooning my sister's camera phone so we could send the pic to Jodi. Even though I don't remember a lot of it and I had to be put to bed...twice...I had a such a great time and got some super ( Read more... )

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