ewww you are going to have penguin human babies... they will be pengmen or huguin.....eww and they will have names like nemo andrew or bob trout.... and how satisfying is a penguin penis really... i mean look at the bird... it can't be that big.... and will you really have to hatch an egg or will you be able to to give birth... omg ewww and i will end up being the godmother or aunt of it.. won't i... don't lie... and i'll have to spoil it and bring it worms and fish.... will i have to eat it and throw it back up for them.... ewww