name: Joe (Bosko to some)
D.O.B: 03/29/83
hospital you were born in: Montgomery County General, in Olney
pets: unless nephews count, none
what school do/did you go to? Richard Henry Lee Elementary/Freedom Elementary, Sykesville Middle/Oklahoma Road Middle, Liberty High
what's your school's mascot: lion
what song(s) makes you cry: i'll get back to you on that, cant think of one at the moment
do you wear contacts or glasses?: glasses
do you own more or less than 15 pairs of shoes?: less (but not by much)
have you ever had your feelings hurt by someone you love?: havent we all?
have you ever been kicked out of the mall?: i think i volentarily left before i was asked to
would you sell your soul to the devil for something you want?: nah, i can acheive everything i want
have you ever gone to the opera? not that i recall
how about seen a real broadway show? no, but they sound really cool
can you recite the gettysburg address in it's entirety? besides a grade school student, who can? show this american, immediatly; i doubt your claim
what are you wearing right now? black vans, camo pants, Undertow t-shirt
what did you have to eat last?: candy corn, so hard to resist
what concerts have you gone to?: not many; Pantera, i dont remember any of the bands at the other shows (too many chems)
have you ever gotten caught masterbating?: nope lol
what kind of cologne/perfume do you use?: mmm, i trust the axe effect
do you believe in karma?: if i didnt, itd be weird to explain why i do certain things, or behave in certain ways
what nationalites are you? German, Polish, Irish, Scottish, English, Native American
what does your last name mean? im not sure, maybe "keeper"?
what do you want to be when you grow up? technician of sorts ;)
what do you REALLY want to be when you grow up...if money was not an issue?: a musician at heart, it will just be twice a payoff, a career for my love
do you like cheesecake?: no
can you yo-yo? maybe
do you still watch cartoons on saturday morning? nope
what's your blood type? o neg, i think
do you have an innie or an outie? im not sure what this refers to
what is love to you? it is as different for me to explain as it is anyone else; i dont think we can truly define its grace
would you date someone who was hot even though they are an asshole? i dont beleive i would
democrat/republican/independant?: blah
do you believe in luck? when its convenient
how about fate?: definitly not
is that your monkey over there sneezing? sure, its just cliff and his allergies
how many candles do you own?: maybe....8? 9? my sister made one of them for me :)
what color is your underwear?: i dunno, black type with a lot of contrasting patches?
how old are you?: 22
do you have an ipod?: i wish
how about a cell phone?: yeah
what is your opinion on the click five?: i concor, j-dizzle; what is the click 5?
ancay ouyay eakspay igpay-attinlay? orkbay
bow wow or romeo?: mrr?
do you like cheese?: cheese is nice
What kind of milk do you drink?: skim
lord of the rings or harry potter?: im sorry, a ring is just cooler
what's your astrological sign?: Aries!
do you kiss and tell?: a gentleman doesnt; but i am no such luxury
were you named after anyone?: Dad and Grandpa
do you live in the moment?: i hope so
what is the compliment you get the most from people?: "i love your hair"
are you passive or aggressive? i like entertaining many of my sides
do you read the paper or watch the news? not much of either
have you ever had surgery?: wisdom teeth, tonsils, septoplasty
how many scars do you have?: a fair amount i'd say
do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
are you listening to anything right now?: yes, Cream's "I Feel Free", but it will most likely change at the end of the quiz, when i fill out "current music"
is the glass half empty or half full?: *gulp*
do you like to drive?: mmmmmmmyes
do you have freckles?: no, but jen does, and .....well, i like
do chickens have large talons?: talons? i dont think "chickens" and "talons" should be in the same sentence
do you go around quoting movies and/or tv shows? all fucking day!
have you ever burned a potato chip?: with a lighter? i remember those days
have you ever shopped at abercrombie and fitch?: no
have you ever been engaged? bah. youth.
what memory do you miss the most from your childhood?: the ones i cant remember
who is your celebrity crush?: mrr
have you ever burned yourself with a curling iron?: i dont know
ever want to be a police officer?: only if you call me "Occifer" and are slightly intoxicated
have you ever made out in a car?: tip of the iceberg
drunk dial anyone?: i am so notorious for that
ever watch a movie that reminded you of your ex?: only in good ways do i think of my exs, theyve all been positive in some way
ever meet someone famous? not that i know
why are manhole covers round?: why do some people think cucumbers taste better dilled?
have you ever had jack daniels?: and too much of it as well
what color is your razor?: silver with black highlights
how long does it take for you to shower?: quick shower can be 5-10 mins, thats without the hair
what would the title of your biography/autobiography be?: Bink
would you move for someone you love?: if i could adequatly employ myself
have you ever played spin-the-bottle?: yes
can you skateboard?: nah, it better if i dont
between pepsi and coke?: depends on the mood, sometimes i just dont want soda
if you could invite 5 people to dinners [dead or alive], who would it be?: Craig B, Carrie Wolfe, Jean P, Sarah S, Jen
what would you serve at that dinner?: Chicken & Dumplings
you speak another language?: only with matt and cliff
favorite song of all time?: The Patient - Tool
honestly, who will do this? anyone if they life a fresh quiz