Quentin was the carver?

..what?

kit?

niptuck season finale = inteeennnnsseeeeeee

i miss you.

i wish i saw you more than every once in a while.

ps-my cat is hilarious.

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beer before liquor never been sicker.

okay,
well now i will actually apply that saying in the future.

oh my god.

um basically i hate you!!!!

you're such a fucking jerk.

why would you even think you are allowed to call me?

like, what the fuck? you are so stupid.

you cant just not call me for like 3 months and then expect me to do you any favors.
i mean, honestly.
COME ON

edit: okay, maybe i dont hate you, but um that was still BITCH.

Happy turkeyday everybody.
are we all well on our way to gaining 5 pounds?

...excellent.

ps happy birthday ivan!

okay. so happy thanksgiving or whatever, but why are all of you out of town? come on.

family shmamily.

i dont care.
where all my drinking pah'tnas at?

i mean, let's get throwed already!

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today i felt profound.

to kendall:

since when did you go and grow up on me?!!!!!

geez.

from keely.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (name of your first pet, name of street you live on): Peach Bridgewater ( Read more... )