Death by Urination

[tragichero]

So I just got back to my desk, after taking a leak. As I was washing my hands, another guy comes in and gets right to business. No big deal of course, except for the thuderous crackling of his urine smacking the porcelain of the urinal. I mean, yes, when you piss directly on the porcelain it does tend to make some noise. But this, this was like the

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[robinraven]

haha That's the most exciting story of urination I've ever read. It's cool to read a story that makes the every-day things interesting. It would, indeed, be a terrible death.

What I don't get is: why do men not use stalls? I cannot fathom peeing with someone able to see me. haha

[tragichero]

What I don't get is: why do men not use stalls? I cannot fathom peeing with someone able to see me. haha

Some men do use stalls, but honestly, I don't understand why! Using a urinal is much easier, and you're almost assured that you will never find a big lump of unflushed poo in one. Whereas in a stall, you just never know what you may find.

[robinraven]

haha Good point. Unflushed poo is not a good thing. But still, the idea that someone could look at you while peeing isn't creepy? hehehehe

[tragichero]

Eh, it's not too creepy.

In some countries, public bathrooms consist of a giant pit in the ground, that people squat over. No dividers, no toilet paper, no sinks...just a big, communal pit for everyone to pee, poop, vomit, and bleed into.

[ex_poloemily361]

eeeew

[droidkill]

is this what men think about when they pee?

[tragichero]

hehehe, this one does :D