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[tragician]

There is something vile and unrepentant about marmalade. Marmalade does not change for you and thus stakes it's claim in our world. Damn you, marmalade. I love you so.
It's my mother's birthday today. Her age is equal to the answer of the ultimate question.

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Happy birthday Sam's mom

[anonymous]

I think I forgot her name... It's not Tammy, and it's definitely not Janice, that's my mom's name.
Hey Sam, They've got grapefruit and rhubarb marmalade in Germany, just in case you were wondering. They have normal marmalade as well, but that's the only interesting ones..

Re: Happy birthday Sam's mom

[tragician]

What an oddment! Rhubarb marmalade! It sounds delectable. I have a hard time attributing the usual breakfast spread properties to marmalade. It seems out of place, no matter how evil and breakfasty it may seem.

Mum's a Robin, actually. She never did answer her phone when I called to wish her one.