)-: An enlarged heart is never a good thing (physiologically speaking). I hope your new therapy is effective--congestive heart failure, hypertension, pulmonary edema... frak... there is so much that can go wrong with the body.
Multiple spleens! I didn't think of this until now... I am SO slow sometimes.
New plan. I kidnap you and take you to Albany. I then make the call to the cops saying that I'll cut out your spleen if they don't get me what I want. They show up and I DO cut one out of you and toss it to them!
You have more spleens and it's not a problem. Cops see a spleen and Danielle is on the phone and willing to let Brie and I hang out again.
Win/Win!!
Enlarged heart my ass. You have to be one of the coldest persons I know! I understand that I can be very cold sometimes but at least my fingers have never turned purple/blue!
multiple spleens! i think this is amazing and -- wait, when you say multiple spleens, i know that means more than one, but how many? like, two? three? a dozen? also, i adore you.
Whoa, that is so rad! Amazing what the body can cope with. See, people get all freaked when they have inter-sexed children and cut 'em up and have to do creepy unnecessary surgeries to make them LOOK "normal" (as if everyone is going to be looking at their genitals all day long?) when that's the least-important stuff there is. Um, internal organs are way more important? But lots of stuff you don't even know you have! Back when people corseted, women would get two liver lobes. That's pretty awesome.
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Multiple spleens just makes one a freak of nature!
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New plan. I kidnap you and take you to Albany. I then make the call to the cops saying that I'll cut out your spleen if they don't get me what I want. They show up and I DO cut one out of you and toss it to them!
You have more spleens and it's not a problem. Cops see a spleen and Danielle is on the phone and willing to let Brie and I hang out again.
Win/Win!!
Enlarged heart my ass. You have to be one of the coldest persons I know! I understand that I can be very cold sometimes but at least my fingers have never turned purple/blue!
Why DO you get all the love in the world??
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Also you know that I am awesome or else you wouldn't be my friend so shut it.
Also.. I do not get all the love in the world.
I gets none.
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*snuggles*
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