I have some terrible news to report. Tonight, there was a break in resulting in the death of a poor old man. The incident occurred at 546 Hinkle Street. The sight of the crime was a small bakery. Notice the crumbs on the face of the second perp around his dirty mustache. The poor old man was killed after he tried to resist them with his trained ( Read more... )

Hey I found this thing that makes anagrams of words. I used my username, and got some funny ones. my favorite was:
RABID GATOR CREW
followed by:
ACRID WATER BORG
RACE TOWARD BRIG
RAGE TOWARD CRIB
and guess what else, an anagram of beer and sex is:
BEAR DEN SEX
that was touchingly appropriate.
well I'm done, gonna keep it short this time.

Well apparently she wants to bang me, but who is she? someone please tell me. Oh yeah, who all's going to the DMB concert in the city? see you there amigos.

I looked at my own lj today, after looking at everyone else's, and realized a sad fact about myself. That is that I neglect it all the time. My last post was over a month ago, and received 1 comment. why is that? because it was quite boring. and pointless. not that pointlessness is bad, only when it encompasses talking about stuff you did. that's ( Read more... )

ahhh. every once in a while i feel compelled to update, by volume of all the shit iv'e done. so, hanyways( stuff i did )

hey everybody. its only been like four weeks since ive been on the internet, so I had a lot of LJ catchup to do. I have read all that I can. and now I feel i must post. so, for the last four weeks, i started out by driving all the way cross country, and then up to canada, where I stayed with my friend. all this will be conveyed in an easy to read, ( Read more... )

umm so yeah. it looks as if i might be the antichrist after all:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very ( Read more... )

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OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGod
OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGod
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Finals tomorrow.
me dead.
why? why?

awright coolman, we are officially mellow. cool.


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This is part of an english project. you probably dont want to read it unless you are in my group, in which case,
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