Because nothing says "balanced lifestyle" like doughnuts

[trailofdebt]

I love how Krisy Kreme is being all "we're the voice of nutritional reason and sanity":

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. - Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc. is prepared to adapt to the low-carb dieting phenomenon it blames for a drop in sales of their sugary snacks, the company's top executive said Wednesday

Comments

[thursby]

So what's the recommended daily allowance on doughnuts? Because I have to admit that my life is woefully under-doughnutted.

[trailofdebt]

you may need a doughnut supplement. i think one a day makes one, with and without sprinkles

my doctor told me it's better to get one's lard from a natural source, like

[just_jeff]

doughnuts, rather than from lard concentrates. because you never know when you might fall into the north atlantic and be damn glad for the extra layers.

Re: my doctor told me it's better to get one's lard from a natural source, like

[trailofdebt]

that is an important safety tip. you may have saved lives today!

[syerbouti]

My favorite corporate food story about the whole Atkins thing was a KFC ad discussing how 'healthy' their food was because a 3 piece meal had high protein and low carbs. My jaw dropped when I saw that ad on TV.