Don't you forget about me

[trailofdebt]

I saw some of "The Breakfast Club" while at the gym, although, sadly, not the the part where Molly Ringwald puts on the lipstick without using her hands. As God as my witness, I am going to learn how to do this. It motivated me to work hard at the gym and take my vitamins when I got home.

I wonder what happened to John Bender after high school.

Comments

[thursby]

He became a serial killer.

oh, that's sad

[trailofdebt]

although i guess it's better than ending up on "suddenly susan" ... oh wait

[kiki679]

hahaha. I was watching some of that BEFORE I went to the gym.

"Do you know where you're going to be in five years, Bender! I know where you'll be..."

Classic movie. Love it!

[trailofdebt]

isn't it the best?

Les jeux sont faits

[ufscoops]

John Bender inherited a meat-packing plant with his cousin, Ferris Bueller, and they became the Sausage Kings of Chicago.

[SCENE: Bender and Bueller's box seats at Wrigley Field. Bender is leaning on a railing while regaling their guests with his favorite joke:]

BENDER: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

[Bender loses his balance and tumbles to the next level]

BUELLER: He never finishes that story.

CLAIRE BENDER: What is his fascination with sausage jokes?

JEANIE BUELLER: I think it's part of their job description.

BRYAN JOHNSON: Hey guys, look! Barry Bonds is coming to the plate!

BUELLER and CAMERON FRYE: "Hey batter-batter-batter-batter-batter-batter-batter-batter, swing bat-tah!"

CAMERON: Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy swing bat-tah ...