I had a dream that

[trainedseal]

I was in a McDonalds (which is weird itself) and Dick Cheney came and sat down across from me and started raving about how Patrick Fitzgerald was so unpatriotic. Then he started saying weird things about eating cabbage and his head exploded.

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[manchir]

no, i think that really happened.

[thejoyofvictor]

Jessica:
Mi papa y mi mama vienen. They never wake up early, so they come at around noon. They bring me McDonald’s. I love la Big Mac. Y las french fries. Except that...last year, I bit into one and blood oozed out. And I thought I was biting into somebody’s fingers, but I wasn’t.

[ducey_the_jew]

Remind me to read the titles of entries before the entry itself.