Because Tash is freaking awesome...
Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!
1. Damian
2. Burn
3. J. J.
4. Kailee
5. Candice
6. Johnny
7. Brodie
8. Ayanna
9. Valencia
10. Kacee
11. Aki
12. Shaela
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Umm...kinda difficult to say...Johnny's a little young, but Aki doesn't have much patience. I guess Aki. But she wouldn't be happy about it.
2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
Burn's kinda deformed, but it's the inside that counts, right? RIGHT?? I saw him as attractive before the scarring.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Shaela...would probably be trying to seduce Ayanna. Don't know how she'd do it, but she would. And it would probably work, because Ayanna is pretty freaking naive when it comes to sex.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Sheesh. No idea. She's blind so she can't really read...She likes fairytales though, and the stories that Kacee makes up for her.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Yeah...I don't see Burn swearing fealty to anyone but Damian, especially his own son. I can see Johnny swearing fealty to Burn though, if absolutely necessary.
6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Candice and Kacee would kill each other. Definitely Valencia. She's easy. Lol.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Hmm...Burn, Brodie, and Shaela...Probably a bar. I really can't see them going together anywhere else. Burn would probably just sit there and brood while Brodie and Shaela eye-fuck each other. No real in-depth conversation there...
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
J.J. wouldn't fight against Kacee for any reason, so she would end up whooping his ass. Unless it was like cards or something. And then she'd still whoop his ass.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
That's really funny...Ayanna would just deal with it. No way she would last more than 2 minutes against Damian.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"The Sex-capades of Pretty Boy and the Catwoman"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Wow. Kailee would love that. Too bad that Damian's gay...and dying and all that.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think Brodie and I would get along great. Poor guy. Trying to be normal, get laid...and having to babysit his freak of a best friend instead. I understand him.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Gah. I totally want my own Ghoul slave.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
Yes! Ashley-bah. Although the character has changed a little since then...
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Kailee, no question. Their relationship may be complicated, but he always comes through for her.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"VALENCIA!!! WHERE IS SHE?!?!" She takes the babysitting job kinda seriously...
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Red Right Ankle" by The Decemberists. She's just kinda whimsical and naive. And hopelessly in love. ALL THE TIME.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Johnny and Shaela would fight over it while Damian laughed. Damian is a vegetarian. Shaela would probably win in the end, because she's a dirty bitch like that.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"So, I heard you're kinda pregnant with my kid. I'm Burn, by the way.”
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Sex in public. Most likely a threesome with her twin and some poor unsuspecting man.
21. What is 6's secret?
Hehe, besides the fact he's actually a lycanthrope and Burn's son? I dunno. He's a fairly open person. He doesn't really have secrets. He's too mopey and angsty for all that. If he's suffering, the world will know.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Definitely Aki. She's pretty badass like that.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Depends. Probably Brodie. Ayanna's more powerful, but her powers are touch and go. Brodie's just human, but he's a hell of a shot.
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Damian and Valencia reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Kailee's sinister secret organization. Aki volunteers to help them, but it is actually discovered that she is actually a spy for Kailee. Meanwhile, Kailee has kidnapped Shaela in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of J.J., they seek out Candice, who gives them what they need to complete the quest.
I would call this, "Brodie's Acid Trip." It's just that crazy.