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[trainingmontage]

So, after more than two weeks, I finally got the internet hooked up at my new place. Am I going to read all the posts you chumps made during that time? Probably not. I know you're disappointed, but you all really need to learn to live your lives without constant validation from me

Comments

[dizzylizzylove]

saddam definately. Cruise is a wuss

[trainingmontage]

But what about his mystical Scientology powers?

[dizzylizzylove]

hmm.. I didn't think of that. But then again, his bad acting could blow Saddam away.. so maybe he would win!

[drdrivel]

Well, Saddam has already proven he's prepared to defend himself.

*rimshot*

'Cause, like, he fired his lawyers and represented himself. And stuff. Nevermind, you got it.

[teknicolorflora]

maybe I could do it. I just had a dream last night where I totally kicked some random girl's ass, and Lizzie had to stop me. Maybe its a sign that I really should beat someone up.