MEME: Post things ten you'd like to say to some of your LJ friends. Refuse to confirm or deny any speculations as to who they are aimed at. (But go ahead and speculate all you want ( Read more... )

This girl (Karen) at work drives me up the fucking wall. She is so annoying in every way possible. She has this whiny high pitched voice that just gets louder and higher the more stressed she gets (and she gets stressed very easily). A couple months ago, she got a big promotion to customer service, and loves to tell people about how late she ( Read more... )

"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter totally rules my world right now. It's how I feel and I can't stop listening to it ( Read more... )

What Your Face Says
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I think I set the world record for the most orgasms in a day on Saturday. I'm so surprised we haven't had any complaints made to the apartment people yet.

I don't know where James had the energy, but god bless him for it.

Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
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i'm getting my tongue pierced tommorow. Im really excited, I've wanted one since junior high. I know this isn't a real update and trust me alot of shit has happened, but I'm just not ready to actually write it down. There's death, love, and a new medical condition for me. Stay tuned! *rolls eyes ( Read more... )

You Are a Prophet Soul
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Your Heart Is Blue


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Your Stripper Song Is
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