HORSES HAVE INVADED MY LIFE.
loopyloonylupin* Male 38 from England alias Werewolf!Remus
hedonistic_harry_potter* climbs onto the werewolf and rides him around like a pony.
loopyloonylupin* whimpers and goes to a corner
loopyloonylupin* bucks Harry off
hedonistic_harry_potter* cries.
hedonistic_harry_potter* puts on spurs!
loopyloonylupin* kicks dirt up at Potter
hedonistic_harry_potter* gets a saddle and a bit and rides Remus again!
loopyloonylupin* grows wild and bites through the bit
hedonistic_harry_potter: Ooh.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Um.
hedonistic_harry_potter* wonders what to do about this new problem.
loopyloonylupin* tosses Potter off again
hedonistic_harry_potter* flies!
severussnape_dumbledorekiller: -jumps on Remus' back- "Can't throw me off loopy looney lupin!"
severussnape_dumbledorekiller: -sticks him with the silver cane-
hedonistic_harry_potter* lands. gets up to make a new bit, unbreakable!
loopyloonylupin* rolls aroundon ground and crushes Snivellus
hedonistic_harry_potter* gets his werewolf all bridled up again!
loopyloonylupin* gets up and runs across the room
loopyloonylupin* is in pain
icklepeeves: "oy! I wanna go on the wolf!"
hedonistic_harry_potter* jumps on Remus' back!
loopyloonylupin* howls and snarls, then whimpers
hedonistic_harry_potter* pets Remus.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Good boy.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Now.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Trot.
hedonistic_harry_potter* kicks Remus' side.
loopyloonylupin* yowls and proceeds to trot like a show pony
hedonistic_harry_potter: Good boy!
hedonistic_harry_potter* pets Remus again!
hedonistic_harry_potter: Canter.
hedonistic_harry_potter* nudges Remus' side with his spurs again.
loopyloonylupin* -in his mind- "I am hexing that kid when I change back." -canters-
hedonistic_harry_potter: What a good boy he is!
loopyloonylupin* walks over to a bowl and drinks some water
hedonistic_harry_potter: Yes, Remus is such a good boy.
hedonistic_harry_potter* yanks back on the bit.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Bad!
loopyloonylupin* yowls
hedonistic_harry_potter: Bad werewolf!
hedonistic_harry_potter: Hi, Jerry.
resurrection_of_voldemort: Hey, SeeMe.
hedonistic_harry_potter* nudges Remus with his spurs.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Giddyap.
resurrection_of_voldemort: Ridding a Remus?
loopyloonylupin* looks up at Potter with glowing amber eyes, refuses to move
loopyloonylupin* sits down
hedonistic_harry_potter: Riding a werewolf, yes.
hedonistic_harry_potter* grunts and slides back, then clings to Remus' ears to keep on his back.
hedonistic_harry_potter* spurrs him! Hard!
icklepeeves: -pulls Potter off Remus- "I wanna turn!"
loopyloonylupin* howls
hedonistic_harry_potter* clings to Remus and does not get unseated by a ghosty!
loopyloonylupin: -in his mind- Ow! Those are my ears, you damn brat!
icklepeeves: i am no ghosty! I am peevesy the poltergiest!
icklepeeves: -lifts him up and drops him in the lake-
icklepeeves: -gives the wolf a doggy treat-
hedonistic_harry_potter* is dropped in the lake?
hedonistic_harry_potter: Gah!
hedonistic_harry_potter* gets out of the lake and then goes to get his werewolf back.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Peeves, I'll tell the bloody baron!
loopyloonylupin* eats the treat and runs and hides from Potter
hedonistic_harry_potter: No!
hedonistic_harry_potter: My saddle!
hedonistic_harry_potter: My bit!
icklepeeves: -burns the saddle and bit-
hedonistic_harry_potter* cries and has to go catch his werewolf again!
hedonistic_harry_potter* runs after Remus.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Ooh, wait.
hedonistic_harry_potter* waves his wand.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Petrificus Totalus!
loopyloonylupin* falls over
hedonistic_harry_potter* sets Remus upright, then climbs on his back and uses the countercurse. Then clings to him and kicks him hard!
hedonistic_harry_potter* kick. kick.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Go.
loopyloonylupin* refuses
loopyloonylupin* sits on his haunches
hedonistic_harry_potter* kicks harder.
fanclub_prez_cc: Harry is riding his dog!
hedonistic_harry_potter* kicks harder and harder!
hedonistic_harry_potter: Go!
viktor_krum_bulgarian_boy: That is a very large dog...
loopyloonylupin* lays down and curls up
icklepeeves: "anways, this werewolf actuall BIT people, maybe you should too" -evil grin across his face-
fanclub_prez_cc: Yes...well...Harry's a big boy!
hedonistic_harry_potter: It's not a dog.
loopyloonylupin* -in his mind- But I'm not evil. I don't want to hurt people.
hedonistic_harry_potter: It's a bitch!
hedonistic_harry_potter* is curled up on.
fanclub_prez_cc: Well you take good care of your bitch.
hedonistic_harry_potter* summons a riding crop and spanks Remus' arse.
icklepeeves: "fine, I will hurt people" -attaches a saddle and bit to Potter and rides him like a donkey-
loopyloonylupin* is offended at the name and rolls over and crushes Harry
hedonistic_harry_potter* crushed.
hedonistic_harry_potter* And then ridden!
icklepeeves: -cracks a whip on his ass- "giddyup little potty!-
hedonistic_harry_potter* ouch.
icklepeeves: -makes him get off the werewolf and drives him towards the water-
loopyloonylupin* rests a moment befor getting up
hedonistic_harry_potter* moans as if in the middle of an orgasm at the whipping!
icklepeeves: (perv)
loopyloonylupin* shakes like a dog and slings spit"
icklepeeves: -cracks whip across his face- go into the water potty
hedonistic_harry_potter: Why do you want to see me wet?
loopyloonylupin* shakes head and turns, kicks up dirt and walks off
icklepeeves: "I want to see you drown!"
hedonistic_harry_potter* rears.
hedonistic_harry_potter* throws Peeves off.
icklepeeves: -cracks the whip again-
hedonistic_harry_potter* tramples him.
icklepeeves: -bites him in the leg then kicks him in the crotch-
loopyloonylupin* hides in the Forbidden Forest
hedonistic_harry_potter* runs away from Peeves and goes to catch his bloody werewolf!
loopyloonylupin* ruts against a tree
hedonistic_harry_potter* catches his werewolf again, through the magic of Auto Hits!
loopyloonylupin* scampers off
hedonistic_harry_potter* continues chasing the werewolf.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Come back!
loopyloonylupin* turns around and snarls at Harry
icklepeeves: -breaks potters neck-
hedonistic_harry_potter* voids Peeves!
hedonistic_harry_potter* smiles sweetly at Remus.
hedonistic_harry_potter: I was just going to brush you down now, Remus. And give your your ...
hedonistic_harry_potter* considers.
hedonistic_harry_potter: I dunno what to give you in place of grain.
fanclub_prez_cc: Raw meat?
hedonistic_harry_potter: Raw meat.
hedonistic_harry_potter: We'll come up with something, Remus. Come on now. Good boy.
loopyloonylupin* calms down
hedonistic_harry_potter* pets Remus.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Good boy, Remus.
loopyloonylupin* perks ears
hedonistic_harry_potter: Now, let's go back to the... uh, let's go back.
loopyloonylupin* humps Harry
hedonistic_harry_potter* surely surprised!
loopyloonylupin* accidentally cums and marks Potter
loopyloonylupin* scampers off again
hedonistic_harry_potter: ...
hedonistic_harry_potter* is came on, and then pissed on?!
hedonistic_harry_potter: That was ... that was so wrong.
sadbeauty3532* also comes on Potter
lecherous_lucius* comes on Potter as well
hedonistic_harry_potter: Stop coming on me, people!
hedonistic_harry_potter: This is not a bukkake movie!
sadbeauty3532* comes on Potter THREE TIMES!
hedonistic_harry_potter* NO!
loopyloonylupin* walks over and sniffs Potter, makes face, shakes head and runs off
hedonistic_harry_potter* cries.
hedonistic_harry_potter* goes and washes up.
hedonistic_harry_potter* washes werewolf and Malfoy come off of himself. cries!
sadbeauty3532* comes on Potter again
lecherous_lucius* Comes and goes on Potter
cedric_dead_diggory: -Comes on Potter for the hell of it.- Seems like the "in" thing to do.
hedonistic_harry_potter: Stop that!
hedonistic_harry_potter* just cries.
And then a bad!Sirius came in and screwed around.
THREE TO NONE! THREE TO NONE!