Well, as I know you are all interested in how I've been spending my summer vacation I will let you in on an intimate look inside: What Emily Has Been Amused by on Reality Television. [Episode 1]

5.)  Alright, I just overall love the show "Who Wants to be A Superhero".  Now as all of you know, I fucking hate that dork shit but this show is so ( Read more... )

Not only have I been too lazy to update, I really haven't had much time.  Work is pretty time consuming, and now my cousin is here.  So we pretty much spend all night smoking weed.  So I won't sully your eyes any longer with a burt out entry....just giving a heads up I guess....if you were wondering if I was dead...but I'm sure you haven't

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F.Y.I.  my mom is watching anime.  WHAT THE FUCK!???!?!

I've been having this string of dreams lately where either the object of my desire, or some other random male has begun to show interest in me.  However, EVERY-FUCKING-TIME I think (in dreamland) that it's all good and I think object of desire or random dream guy is totally into me --they go "oh, nah I don't see you that way".  This is really ( Read more... )

I have never told anyone this story.  I'm sure you'll know why, because it is what I believe is the most mortifying moment in my adolecent life.

Eight years ago my parents sent me away to a sleep away summer camp.  It was called Camp Applejack and was upstate New York.  It was the first time I'd ever been in the wilderness, but that wasn't what ( Read more... )

Today I saw 'the lakehouse'. I know, awful right? But how can you blame me, the previews made it look so damned intriguing. Any love story involving time travel must be good right? and the chemistry between past stars Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bollock? I mean, they were in SPEED! SPEED! You know it's true love when you're stuck together on a bus that ( Read more... )

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Today has been uneventful as usual.

But I was in the basement hanging out, watching TV and stuff and I started thinking about what makes up someone's life.  (here is your clue to skip some existential ranting...get out while you still can!)  I mostly was thinking about the story about how my parents met.  They met in a court room when they were ( Read more... )