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[tralalalala]

I had a very brief convo with Alana the other day on how I was sad that I would not get to be an old man. Alana thought that old ladies were cooler, and I disagreed. Here are the reasons why old men are better, which I did not give to her, just because I'm lazy

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[westwood13]

However:

- old ladies become crazy cat ladies
- old ladies become crazy bag ladies
- old ladies can cook
- old ladies can wear babooshkas
- old ladies can knit
- old ladies can beat lecherous old men up with their purses