my mom said that you need to name the kid stan because "everyone loves stan...its a fact!"
"stan is the one that stands at the door to the fraternity and welcomes everyone...'hey stan!'...everyone has heard of stan on campus...they dont know what his major is...he prolly doesnt have one. when he walks down the halls, everyone gives him high fives. hes the guy that stands at the beer keg and passes out the beers, 'hey STAN!'...stan says, 'have a beer guys!'...you just dont want to pay for his nine years in college. 'hey stan! how long you been in college?' 'i dont know!' 'allright, STAN!'...hes like tommy boy. everyone loved tommy boy."
...my mother is a FREAK...i quoted literally as she spoke...
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Daughter: Ophelia Eleanor
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Morgaine
And if I have a really hard labor and absolutely loathe the little buggers:
Son: Abel Cain
Daughter: Hemoglobin (that's right, hemoglobin)
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girl=correy, meghan, emma
...and im TOTALLY stealing that survey thing....
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"stan is the one that stands at the door to the fraternity and welcomes everyone...'hey stan!'...everyone has heard of stan on campus...they dont know what his major is...he prolly doesnt have one. when he walks down the halls, everyone gives him high fives. hes the guy that stands at the beer keg and passes out the beers, 'hey STAN!'...stan says, 'have a beer guys!'...you just dont want to pay for his nine years in college. 'hey stan! how long you been in college?' 'i dont know!' 'allright, STAN!'...hes like tommy boy. everyone loved tommy boy."
...my mother is a FREAK...i quoted literally as she spoke...
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