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1. Given a homeless guy more than $5? No. But I had one laugh at me when I tried to give him my leftovers from the cafeteria at the Strib.
2. Spent more than $500 on a bf/gf's gift or a night out? lord no. not yet anyway.
3. Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes.
4. Hooked up with a good friends bf/gf behind their back? yes.
5. Dated two people at once? yes. it's a lot easier than you think ... but only when you're not in love.
6. Actually met someone from livejournal that you didn't know before? um. i don't think so ... don't freak out if i'm wrong
8. Failed more than one class? i think i got an f in a feminist pedagogy class back at msu. i dropped it too late and didn't retake it.
9. Took someone's virginity when you weren't a virgin? yes.
10. Hooked up with someone from a different race? i'm more of a 100 yard dash kinda guy but i prefer the girls that run the two mile.
11. Ran around naked outside ..daytime/night time? yes. at long as holding a bottle of beer doesn't count as clothing.
12. Scuba dived? no, not yet. well, not really - i've searched in vain for jewels at the bottom of my grandparents' pool more times that i'd like to admit.
13. Snorkled? oh, wait. i should have put my answer for #12 here, huh. oh well.
14. Dated someone you didn't want your friends to meet? yes! lmfao.
15. Got your stomach pumped, from alcohol poisoning? no. i ate an entire bottle of flintstone vitamins as a kid, though, and got the old belly flushed out.
16. Threw up from alcohol? yes. dammit.
15. Other than that? yes. and while it's gross i usually try to do it when i'm sick cuz i know i always feel better afterward.
17. Been suspended from school? no, but i remember the first time i got detention i literally crapped my pants on the way home cuz i was so scared of what my dad was gonna say. he ended up feeling too sorry for me to be mad.
18. Kissed someone of the same sex? no. never. nuh uh. ew. (kidding)
19. Wore a short skirt with out panties? i'm wearing one right now. it's so sexy and breezy with my black socks and steve madden-type shoes.
20. Let a grrl paint your toenails? yeah yeah yeah. so?
21. Met someone famous? fat joe in LA, that jack hannah guy (well, sorta), winona laduke, internalized homophobe gay danny from the new orleans real world, rebecca walker, the guy from that band called live
22. Saved someone's life? maybe but i don't know about it.
23. Seen someone die? no.
24. Killed someone? no. i'm more of a ruiner, i guess, than a killer. some people will find any reason to outsource the blame for their own failures.
25. Been in a physical fight? yes. so dumb to even think about it, though. i mean ... c'mon. get a fucking life.
26. Hooked up with someone 10yrs older or younger than you? older, yes. younger, still illegal.
27. Been arrested? yes.
28. Spent the night in jail? no.
29. Been in more than three car accidents in a year? yes. dammit! those all finally came off my insurance stuff, though. hello cheaper insurance!
30. Had sex outside? certainly.
31. Given or gotten road head? yes.
32. Had sex in your house when your parents were home? no. i think maybe at my grandparents house, but i don't remember for sure.
33. Had phone sex? oohhhhh yeah. do do bow bow. chick. chicky chickaw.
34. Been turned off by someone's personal hygiene "down there?" not really. it takes a lot for me to do oral (like a few months in a relationship) and anything else i can just wash or boil.
35. Told someone you loved them when you didn't? not intentionally, but yes.
36. Had sex without latex? yes. but never without silicone. lmfao.
37. Had a one night stand? yes.
38. Triple Kissed? no. but have you tried the triple fudge malt at dairy queen? it's good.
39. Had sex on the beach? yes, but i'm more of a beer kinda guy.
40. Watched porn with someone else? yes but i usually lose interest in the film once the real life fun begins.
41. Been fired from a job? yes. chandra was such a tool about it.
42. Danced on top of a bar? like on the ceiling? sure.
43. Had sex somewhere in your high school? no. but that would be kinda hot and we ARE going home for thanksgiving.
44. Bought a vibrator? no. i like stuff that doesn't vibrate.
45. Been in a porn shop? *gasp* of course.
46. Been in a dance competition? every weekend, baby. every fucking weekend.
47. Had a three some? yes.
48. Spent more than one night in a hospital? maybe when i was a little kid. well, i was never little ... so ... just when i was born.
49. ODed on a drug? no. but i smoked some laced weed once and haven't done any illegal drugs since.
50. Been so stupid to fill out or read this FUCKED survey? how, exactly, does someone fuck a survey?