Comments | tranorix: Yarr, I'm a pirate

tranorix

Yarr, I'm a pirate

Jul 10, 2008 19:31

And by that I mean, my parents paid several thousand dollars in order to take me on a frustratingly safe and innocuous pleasure cruise to the Caribbean, where I bought a t-shirt with a pirate emblem on it (a fucking AWESOME one, which I'll explain in more detail later maybe). Awesome ( Read more... )

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Congratulations wmnoe July 11 2008, 04:40:24 UTC

Cruises are freaking awesome aren't they? I can't wait to go on another one, and to the Caribbean, that's great. I guess you don't love me that much though, no t-shirt? Ah well, glad to hear you had a good time.

Medicating at sea is studendously awesome though isn't it?

Didn't mention any romantic engtanglements, so I guess you weren't trying very hard?

Re: Congratulations tranorix July 11 2008, 16:38:55 UTC

I would've bought people T-shirts if not for the incessantly looping 4-minute clip playing on the room TV where some bitch says she's getting T-shirts for her cat sitter, her doorman, and everyone else she's ever met, then proceeds to ask a British ship employee what to buy (and ends up buying three things of Bailey's [we're pretty sure by the end of the cruise her room would just be a desolate wasteland of empty bottles, and she would be near death, brownish-gray liquid dribbling from her mouth as she tried in vain to vomit again, still not quite drunk because, well, it's Bailey's]). So yeah, no T-shirt, sorry.

And the only girls I saw were Long Island sluts who were more into the "Long Island douchebag who wears an Affliction shirt without knowing who the fighter on his shirt is, or indeed that the name belongs to a fighter at all" crowd.

Re: Congratulations wmnoe July 11 2008, 17:46:38 UTC

Heh...that's funny. No single chicks on a cruise? Damn, that's harsh. Half of the fun of being single on a cruise is trying to hook up. If I hadn't been on my honeymoon...oh wait...der....

Re: Congratulations wmnoe July 11 2008, 19:36:45 UTC

We might've met chicks whom we could liquor up at the 18-20 year old get-togethers, but poor planning and prioritizing had us missing all of those meetings, which left us with the ones who have no reason to go back to our room to drink because they were old enough to get drinks, and as such were attracted to the blingy, ambiguously metrosexual dudes who could buy them shit in public.

anonymous July 14 2008, 01:12:14 UTC

Man, I really hate being poor. Guess I'll go watch 10 dollars worth of my 100,000 dollars worth of DVDs.

anonymous October 27 2008, 07:24:11 UTC

Please! No more Bailey's! I can't handle anymore! (Bailey's trickles from mouth)

tranorix October 27 2008, 15:54:22 UTC

DRINK IT! DRINK IT, YOU WHORE! You have to buy another bottle in twenty seconds!