Needs moar holodeck

[enterprisin]

"Mr. Sulu, bank to starboard and put us in between the transports and the pirate vessels. Engineering, divert power to the phaser banks, that oughta scare 'em off

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[Open to other people to drop in apart from Lash and Kirk]

[things_go_boom]

Maybe a bit of military training was what she needed today. Lash had gone over to the sensoriums only to find some guy in command of what appeared to be the strangest crew she had ever seen. ..that girl wasn't leaving much to the imagination with her outfit.

She stared at the entire ensemble few seconds before talking. "You had a...monkey on board?"

[enterprisin]

"Hey, be nice. He's an ape," Jim wiggles his head as he corrects himself, "Well, half ape."

One that's having a little difficulty with the equipment, if the noises emanating from his console are anything to go by.

[things_go_boom]

"Do you really put kick me signs on your officers even if they are half apes?" That sounded like something she would do. "That sounds like something I would do." She looked over the console. "Why do I have a feeling a lot of those lights are just for show and don't really do anything?"

[enterprisin]

"Given that I have no idea how to operate half of this equipment, I'd say that was a safe assumption," he shrugs, "I know you're not supposed to touch the big red one, at least."

[things_go_boom]

Kirk that was a terrible idea to tell her. She was already advancing towards it. "What does it do?"

[enterprisin]

"Back home? Something like scuttle the ship. In here, I'm guess very little. Ends the simulation at worst," Still, he doesn't want the simulation to end in the middle of his massage, "... Don't press it."

[things_go_boom]

"So wait, it doesn't cause something to appear to destroy the enemy at one hit with the cost of using most of the ship's power? No giant laser beam or super weapon?" Laaaaaaame.

"Laaame."

[things_go_boom]

"But I do approve of a self-destruct sequence."