In Which the Overlord Dislikes What He Sees [Open]

Mar 09, 2011 13:41

In roaming the ship, out of an increased sense of irritation and impatience, Zetta had discovered someplace new to him ( Read more... )

lash, !location: art hall, starfire, ronnae, hit girl, ruffnut thorston, !status: open, lord zetta

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FINALLY WE MEET, LONE STAR wait wrong movie things_go_boom March 10 2011, 07:31:57 UTC
"Looks like someone's not too happy," someone behind him giggled. Lash was on her way from the engineering room to someplace-who-knows-where (all sources point to places she should not go), carrying a bunch of heavy equipment.

"You know them?"

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Meatship: slightly more doomed! i_am_the_bafo March 10 2011, 14:28:23 UTC
"That's a statue of me! In all my real-body, handsome glory," he added in a rather smug tone. Yes, he is gorgeous and he knows it.

Right back to irritated in a moment, though, he continued, "Why the hell is there a statue of me in here, though!?"

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Do you like your meatship rare or medium rare? things_go_boom March 10 2011, 15:22:31 UTC
"Errrr..." She looked between the book-like talking thing and the statue, unused to people bragging like that that weren't her. Maybe Kindle, but that was about it and all she had done was talk about how pretty she was. She looked at the book again. The statue. The book. The statue. The book was now diamonds!

"Did you make statues of yourself in your homeworld and they got carried over?" But why that, of all things. That was dumb.

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If it's not crispy-burned, would they not consider their efforts to be failures? i_am_the_bafo March 10 2011, 15:45:22 UTC
"Sure, I had a ton of statues of myself, but not THIS one," Zetta said. "Why would I have THIS one --"

The statue interrupted him by shifting. Now it showed the Overlord on a throne, looking indolently regal and damn satisfied to be there. The book responded by grinning. "Now that's more like it. Damn, I guess this is some shifting-statue thing."

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Crispy on the outside, bloody red on the inside. It's delicous! things_go_boom March 11 2011, 05:03:28 UTC
"So you were a king then?" she asked looking at the shifting statue and back at him. "So what did you do to end up like you are now? I bet it was a good story." Terrible pun intended.

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Reduce to quarks. Serves THE OHM i_am_the_bafo March 11 2011, 23:44:46 UTC
"King?! I was an OVERLORD!" Zetta bellowed. "The most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos! I'm only a book right now because the Ohm tampered with the Sacred Tome and I had to bind my soul to the damn book to survive!"

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things_go_boom March 15 2011, 17:23:45 UTC
"King, Overlord. Same thing right?" She snickered and jumped from one foot to the other, looking closely at the statue. "So what did the Ohm do?"

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i_am_the_bafo March 15 2011, 20:59:17 UTC
"No they're not the same! A king is some pathetic mortal ruler of a single country! An Overlord is the strongest demon in an entire Netherworld!" Zetta ranted. Don't insult the position of Overlord!

"And the damn Ohm messed with what the Sacred Tome said! It's supposed to contain everything that ever was, is, or will be. But they screwed it up!"

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things_go_boom March 15 2011, 21:10:59 UTC
"They put you in a nursery-rhyme tome instead?" Smooth Lash. Very smooth.

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i_am_the_bafo March 15 2011, 23:33:22 UTC
"Wait, what? NO! I confined my soul to the Sacred Tome to prevent my own death!" Where did that nursery rhyme thing come from?!

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Guess who listened to Maritsu Evil Academy all of yesterday on repeat. things_go_boom March 21 2011, 18:51:34 UTC
From Lash's twisted mind, of course! The one that liked to insult people a lot of they gave her an opening.

"Tough choice," she snickered. "Death or being turned into a book." She looked over at the statues again giggled at Etna's.

"Hey, I don't know who she is, but she's got a really great style! ...and what are these penguin things?"

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Zoki? i_am_the_bafo March 21 2011, 19:08:01 UTC
Zetta looked back to the statue, then glared. "Hey! Quit showing people from other games!"

Obligingly the statue transformed into Zetta quite literally kicking another guy's butt. Zetta looked at that for a moment, then snickered. "Take THAT, Alex! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!"

Somewhat more pleased, Zetta turned back to Lash. "The penguins were Prinnies."

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Yes it was Zoki. And now I am entertaining thoughts of poddropping Gig but I'd need a Revya. gdit. things_go_boom March 21 2011, 19:20:19 UTC
Show people from other games, what was this guy on?

She just started at the statue. "Is he...hold a guitar?" she almost commented that he wasn't too bad looking with that chest, but caught herself in time. "W-Why is everyone wearing such strange outfits anyway?" Pot, meet kettle.

Without waiting for his reply, she knelt down near one of the penguin like-creatures and looked at them closer. "Prinnies...any reason why they have purse attached to them?"

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i_am_the_bafo March 21 2011, 19:35:55 UTC
"He has lightning powers. You know how people like that are. Always carrying around instruments without plugs so they can charge 'em up," Zetta said scornfully. "His MAIN schtick is being the God of Destruction, but he's no good at it. He's actually an Overlord too, and he THINKS he's my rival."

What was wrong with the clothes? Zetta looked at his own image for a moment, then mentally shrugged. "I wear that because I look damn good in it," he said. "As for Prinnies, it's where they keep their stuff."

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things_go_boom March 23 2011, 19:45:14 UTC
"I'll take your word for it," she said shrugging herself. That sounded like the stupidest idea ever. Maybe she should think about getting herself an instrument with her own sentai powers...

She was about to remark something about books and leather and be a general nuisance, but the Prinnies had really caught her attention. "They have material belongings?"

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i_am_the_bafo March 23 2011, 20:09:15 UTC
Lash was right. It WAS stupid. Alex was stupid. He could go on.

"Yeah, they have their knives, and fish bones, skulls... unlimited supplies of mana-created bombs... their pathetic wages..." No, he had no idea he'd just said magic words.

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