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[transcendant]

Does anybody have about $15,000 they'd like to give me so I can take a three month leave of absence?

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[piscosubito]

I second that request. Anyone got $30,000 to spare?

[crescentdude]

::checks change cup::

I've got about thirty dollars worth of quarters and stuff in a Seinfeld cup on my nighttable, but you can't have it. Sorry. I'm saving up for a GPS so I can stop getting lost all the time.

What brought on this intense need for time off?

[transcendant]

To be honest, I don't know. Not enough time in the day. I think a lot of it is that I'm not getting anything done that relates to my hobbies like I want to, and when I sit down to do it, I get frustrated quickly by life in general. Time off, a lot of time off, would allow me to focus on such stuff, and maybe actually get something done.

[sorcia]

I do, but you'd hate my interest rates. ;)

[transcendant]

Nah, I wouldn't care about your interest rates. After all, I didn't ask to *borrow*, I asked if you would *give* it to me. So, I accept your offer! :)

[sorcia]

Bah! You and your poisonous words!

[transcendant]

Yep. You know my address. I'll expect to see the check by next Friday.