Ueki Plus feat...regular cast??

Feb 15, 2008 22:14

So. I went and bought all of the Ueki plus volumes.

Yeah. Yeah.



;________;)b!

As for the omakes...Haiji (the guy with the giant eyepatch) is being a therapist with his assistant, his sister Millie |D~ Let's meet the patients!



Haiji: Is there a problem that you would like to talk about today?
Suzuki Sakura (lol wtf): Yes...
Why is that after the first volume of The Law of Ueki that I never showed up again?
I think that...well, I'm quite an interesting character to be honest.
Haiji: Ah. I think the problem is that gorilla looking face you have.
The main character's teammate looking like that would be somewhat awkward. -laughs-
Suzuki: So the problem is my appearance...?
BUT DOCTOR! But doesn't Ueki have a teammate that looks like a chimp?? Why is that a chimp is acceptable but a gorilla isn't?? Aren't these two the same?!
Haiji: THE PROBLEM STARTED AS SOON AS YOU ACCEPTED YOUR GORILLA STATUS.



Haiji: May I ask what is the problem you're facing?
Karlpacho: Yes.
My name's Karlpacho. But the ten team's (yes, that's what we're called) members never call me "Karl" or "Ocho".
Everyone calls me "Karlbacho!"
Haiji: That's not so bad, having a nickname means that you've become accepted in the group, right?
Karlpacho: No, this one time I overheard...
the reason why my teammates call me "Karlbacho" is...!!
Becky: What the heck!! When I was about to go take a shower, that creep was spying on me!
Rinko: When I was in the bathroom, the door just suddenly opened!
That low-class freak, from now on we'll call him a perverted stalker, a no-brain "Karlbacho"!
Don: Haha, this nickname isn't bad.
Haiji: IT WAS YOUR FAULT ALL ALONG.



Haiji: Is there a problem you would like to discuss?
Kilnorton: Yes.
Because of a particular event, I've started liking glasses. But I felt that I should try and find real love!
Haiji: Ah. Then do you have someone in mind?
Kilnorton: Ah, actually there is.
She's in the same class as I am, her name's Sophie.
Usually she's just a normal, average-looking girl, but when it comes to classtime, I just can't stop staring at her...
Sophie: Ah, it's time for class!
Then...
Haiji: THE REASON WAS THE GLASSES ALL ALONG.
Kilnorton: It is??



Haiji: And what would be the problem that is bothering you?
Robert: Yes...
Because of a particular event, I've been exceedingly afraid of girls.
Especially those with glasses and pigtails.
Haiji: This kind of fear stems from a previous love problem.
Please let me first assess your current state.
Robert: Alright.
Haiji: -pushes-
Robert: MONSTER!! AHHH!!



Haiji: THERE'S NO HOPE LEFT FOR YOU!!
Millie: Wu...Even said I was a monster.

translations, law of ueki

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