[ ooc: sexuality meme ]
The Easy Part
What is your ...
Ⅰ Name: Edward Elric
Ⅱ Age: 18
Ⅲ Sex: Male
Ⅳ Gender Identity: What the hell does this mean? I'm a guy, right?
Ⅴ Sexual Orientation: None of your damn business! ( He's demisexual. )
The Functional Part
Ⅵ Let’s talk virginity. Have you lost yours? If yes, how was the experience? If no, how do you feel about it?
What kind of damn questions are these?! ....Yeah, it wasn't bad, I guess.
Ⅶ Are you sexually active? How much so? Are you comfortable with your level of sexual activity?
Yeah, thanks to the damn tattoo. ...It's fine the way it is!
Ⅷ Do you masturbate? How often and, if applicable, to what?
What?! No!
Look... I'm right handed. You figure out what it's like with automail or a fake hand. I'm not a damn masochist.
Ⅸ Promiscuity: How many sexual partners have you had? Ideally, would you get around more/less if you could? Do you have strong feelings about others’ promiscuity/lack thereof?
No way I'm telling you. And I'm fine the way I am. Other people can do whatever the hell they want.
Ⅹ Safe sex: Do you practice it? Do you know how?
You don't see any little Elrics running around, do you? I'm not an idiot.
Ⅺ Do you now have or have you ever had an STD? Have you ever gotten or gotten someone else pregnant? If yes to either, how did this affect you? How anxious do these risks make you about sex?
Fuck no!
Ⅻ Let’s be frank: How good are you in bed? How good do you think you are? How comfortable are you with your sexual performance?
I dunno. Good enough, I guess? No one's complaining.
The Fantasy Part
ⅩⅢ Physically speaking, what do you find attractive in a potential sex partner?
Uh, cute, I guess. A nice smile.
And someone shorter than me! ...but I guess it's alright if they're taller.
ⅩⅣ What about mentally/emotionally? What kind of attitude or personality turns you on? Why?
Someone kinda sweet, warm, kind. Gentle. With a good sense of humor and a good smile. But still strong, both inside and out. And smart too. Someone I can talk to about anything, so they have to be understanding. Maybe a bit stubborn too, like me, 'cause sometimes I need someone to kick my ass a little.
ⅩⅤ Do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom or neither? Are you generally dominant, submissive, or neither? How does this relate to your personality out of bed, if at all?
Er... Top! Yeah, 'cause that's better. Right? No way am I gonna let someone else control me. Anyway, I'd have to trust them for anything else.
ⅩⅥ How important is your partner’s satisfaction to you and why? Are you needy/demanding/giving/etc.? Is romance or emotional connection important to you in sex?
I don't wanna answer this kinda crap! Ugh.
Guess it's kinda important. Equivalent Exchange, right? If I'm gonna get off, it's only fair if the other person does.
Romance... Sounds stupid. I'm not into that cheesy crap.
ⅩⅦ Are you vanilla or kinky? If the former, how comfortable with/aware of non-vanilla sex are you? If the latter, what are your major kinks? How did you discover them, and how do you feel about them?
What kinda pervert wrote this thing?! ...The area 'round my ports is pretty sensitive. It's not bad when someone touches that. But I've kinda always known that.
'Skinda nice when someone has their fingers in my hair too.
ⅩⅧ What turns you off? Why?
Annoying, stupid questionnaires written by perverts.
And Armstrong... [ Shudder. ]
ⅩⅨ How active is your fantasy life? How often/how vividly do you fantasize about sex? Describe a fantasy situation for you.
That's private! 'Sides, I got more important things to worry 'bout. Like making sure Al's gonna be alright.
Some Gritty Details Part
ⅩⅩ Talk about your sexual awakening. How old were you when it happened? Who/what was the first thing that aroused you? How did it affect you emotionally?
...I was fifteen. And... well, this is kinda fucked up, alright? I was wondering what Al would look like once he got his body back, and it kinda just... happened. It's just the hormones! That's all!
ⅩⅪ Have you ever done/fantasized about anything sexually that you’re earnestly ashamed of? What was it? Would you do it again?
Why the hell would I tell you something like that?! ...Okay, so maybe this one time I wondered what it'd be like to touch Alfons, but that was only 'cause he looks like Al and- Shit.
What else do you expect?! I'm a teenager with hormones who had to share a bed in a cramped apartment!
ⅩⅫ Have you ever committed a sex crime? Have you ever been the victim of one? In either case, if yes, how did this affect you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?! Of course not!
ⅩⅩⅢ Is there anything about your sex life or sexual preferences that you would never tell anyone? How sexually open/repressed are you in general? Why?
What?! No! What the hell does that matter?!
ⅩⅩⅣ How do you feel about sex, morally speaking? Beyond the basics, are there any sexual areas - homosexuality, prostitution, whatever - that you have strong, moral reactions to? Where do those come from?
...I've already sinned. God probably hates my guts by now, so that kinda doesn't matter, does it? If I'm gonna have sex, I don't care what gender the person is as long as I trust them.
But there're some things I won't ever consider. Like rape. Taking away someone's free will like that... Makes me sick. It's messed up.
ⅩⅩⅤ If you could change one thing about your sex life, would you, what would it be, and why?
...I dunno. Doesn't really matter now, does it? 'Cause you can't change things in the past. 'Sides, I don't do things I regret. So I guess it's alright like this.