Dolly's New Year Advice:

"FUCK REVOLUTIONS! If you're an American and you're fat...you're American,SO FACE IT!!!!DIETS JUST DON'T WORK FOR YA!" --- "If you're a fat fuck;then be PROUD to be the fat fuck that you are!"

"Better yourself?How about FIRST ya get off yur lazy ass and throw down that bucket-O-chicken wings!" Xp

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Now I'm not one to pray,but I love my wifey with all my heart..and she's not doing too well as of late.So if you could PLEASE keep her in mind in your prayers I'd be greatly appriciative.

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