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My tweets
- Sun, 22:08: When people ask me what I was like in the Before Times, I say: "Oh, I was just a worker, but it was with some amazing folks, doing important things. Only these stupid students kept eating chocolate and driving us away!"
- Sun, 23:32: RT @ ProVillain: I hate the "for you" feature worse than every other feature in this stupid app ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 17:59: Where should I live?
- Sat, 23:40: What flavor are you?
- Sun, 14:08: If I ever forget how to forgive, a lot of people are going to be in serious trouble.
- Sun, 14:43: Honestly, my life improved a lot once I realized we were living inside a Catch-22 LARP.
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- Wed, 14:54: It is not merely that we were promised it would never happen, but the frequency with which we were given up, let down, run around, and deserted, which eventually saddened us.
- Wed, 17:15: Beware the Ides of March, and also every other time, because the Villain is coming.
- Wed, 17:45: It's illegal to purchase a Caesar salad today.
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- Tue, 17:53: Sondheim would be rolling in his grave, if he were dead. But if he were dead, Andrew Lloyd Weber would already have taken credit for his shows.
- Tue, 18:00: RT @ GoodmanGray42: @ darklordjournal You've been asleep for a while... I'm sorry, but the apocalypse happened about 10 years ago. There is n…
- Tue, 18:23: Beam me up, Scotty, ( Read more... )
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- Tue, 08:35: and now time for that morning
- Tue, 08:45: With a little bit of luck, you won't be eaten by Leprechauns.
- Tue, 15:11: I don't understand. Where's the tea?
- Tue, 15:50: "I scroll the Internet to relax", said nobody after 2014.
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- Sun, 22:26: In all fairness, quite a lot of people have gone broke overestimating the intelligence of the American people.
- Mon, 12:35: Honestly, I understand everything about economics. "Things are good because of us and bad because of them." At least, that's how the news has always explained it.
- Mon, 14:26: And if there's one thing I know ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 16:48: My friends, it is my unfortunate duty to inform you that it's the beastie boys. https://t.co/yN74LZD6mk
- Sat, 20:58: I think I would rather go back to college for both of my degrees and take every singlet test taken over a four year period than spend one day trying to remember who is currently canceled and who isn’t.
- Sat, 21:10: RT ( Read more... )
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- Fri, 12:04: I'm still trying to remember what I was doing in this video. It's very me, though. #steampunk (Yes, this is from my appearance on #cakeboss.) https://t.co/ZqZOnu3NW4
- Fri, 18:09: As God said about Saturn, if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. Also, have you noticed that there are no rings around the Earth?
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- Thu, 15:20: Who is the sexiest villain ever?
- Fri, 10:33: Remember, we have nothing to fear except AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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My tweets
- Wed, 18:26: Are you insane, or is the world insane?
- Thu, 00:53: RT @ the_apollonic: @ darklordjournal May all your enemies receive smell and taste buds in their anuses!