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[trappedinabay]

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names

Comments

[sorenlundi]

My Nascar name is Jesse Arlington. I can't get over how awesome that is.

[trappedinabay]

Isn't that a real Nascar driver? Sure sounds like it.

[hopita]

7. FLY NAME: (first letter of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
AWo

Wouldn't that be "Aer"?

P.S.
One of my rock star names would be Bitsy Bethoven, which I kind of love.

[trappedinabay]

Yes. Shhh. I'm changing the rules. When I first got this meme, the instructions said to use the first two letters of your first name and the last two letters of your last name, which would've made my fly name AnEr, which is clearly unacceptable. Seeing as I already answer to AWo, I'm changing the rules to fit my nickname.

[inkyblue2]

your porn name is the first one i've seen that rivals mine for shittiness! i'm gozer harry byrd. nice to meet you.

[trappedinabay]

If it's any help, Schenck sort of sounds like Skank.

The Mom Hamster bit kind of kills it, though.

[joline]

Hey Kay Kyle, I'm Ruth Robert.