TITLE: Green
AUTHOR: TrapperJayne
FANDOM: M*A*S*H
CHARACTER: Hawkeye Pierce
GENRE: Gen
PROMPT: 16, Green
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 92
SUMMARY: Hawkeye's thoughts from the episode "Peace On Us".
WARNINGS: None.
NOTES: Nope
DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters, nor am I making any money from them. I merely borrow them from time to time.
I’ve learned to hate green.
Green clothes, green shoes, green tents, green grass, green faces. Hell, even the food is green!
Why can’t we have a more colorful war? Maybe something in pink? Nah. Too girly.
Brown? No. We already have enough brown on the ground here.
Blue and Grey? The Civil War already took those.
Yellow and gold? Too shiny.
Purple? If someone got a bruise, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
Red! No, not blood red. Bright red!
Now if we could only change that.