Just something funny that Daniel will especially enjoy

[trapu]

Okay, we were playing a 20th level game. The DM had decided to whip out the Tarrasque on our way to fight "bigger and badder" things. Oh, by the way, the Cleric had the Protection domain and the Saint template. The combat went something like this

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[trapu]

There are three rules of adventuring, the most important is this:

Rule the First: Place not thy appendages within dark holes.

My friend Pat, playing his first ranger had apparently lost his adventurer's handbook when this happened:

DM (me): Ok, you see a small hole in the ice cavern's wall.

Pat: About how big is it?

DM: No more than a foot in diameter. You won't be able to fit anything more than an arm in there.

Pat: Ok, I'll reach in and feel about. Do I feel anything?

DM: Yes, you feel a searing pain in your arm as something severs your forearm from your body.

Pat: HOLY CRAP! I stick my head in so I can see what happened to my arm!

DM:

[rekm]

Why are you cutting some things off? And BTW... these things are FUNNY.

You do, however, know the next line in the Tarrasque story reads as follows:

Asmodeus: Oh no, not again.

[trapu]

http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?s=157f88c4a8b1d688140dd0a634c0bf28&t=304933&page=1&pp=30

These are just things I found here. I posted everything that was in the post.

And also for anyones enjoyment: http://www.dungeoncrawlinc.com/comic1.html

[gaea_truth]

The tarrasque thing? That's fuckin' brilliant.

The hole thing? .... Wow.