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[trashcanking]

All right, I've been here nearly two weeks now, so I don't think it's that inappropriate to ask--

And be brutally honest with me, I can take it. Maybe.

Are there any chicks on this island? At ALL? Who aren't robots. ...Furry. Actually just guys who look like chicks? ...nng, nevermind

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[thelostseraph]

. . . Allow me to first clarify that I am male.

Now in response to your query, I would suggest that you speak with Manager Renge. From my own observation, it appears that many females are already taken. Others are underage. Several are incompatible with humans. And some are uninterested in male companionship.

Like as not, you will be paired with another male. I suggest aiming for the seme position.

[trashcanking]

Jeez--! Another one.

Okay, okay, wait. First off, I'm not looking to be compatible, it's just a questions. The dudes seem to outnumber the ladies here, and the world needs some balance, yanno?

Second-- I've heard about this 'Renge'. And dude! I was told to stay away from her! Who the hell would want to be paired with another guy?! I mean, other than guys who are into that... but... my sensibilities are delicate, can we not go there?

[trashcanking]

--And I'm not aiming for any position, in a duo like that!! I'll pass!

[thelostseraph]

Your life will be made much smoother if you simply allow for her caprice.

Either way, I doubt you will find it very easy to avoid her.

[bigsis_deathgun]

Hmmm...He looks kinda cute.

No worries there, there are plenty of other girls around here. But how did you manage to go two weeks without seeing any?

[trashcanking]

Oh man, finally! I was really starting to freak.

Call it beginner's luck in reverse, I guess. I might be scarred for life. But, there's no mistaking a pretty girl when I see one. Except for all those other times...

So, can I have the name of my savouir, by any chance? I'm Yosuke.

[bigsis_deathgun]

And he knows how to flatter a girl. Nice.

Well, consider your luck changed. I'm Elizabeth Thompson, but call me Liz.

[trashcanking]

Liz, nice to meet you. Any way I can repay you for your service to humanity over here?

[gloomyrobot]

Is it necessary for you to be able to interact with females?

If so, my roommate is a human "chick."

[trashcanking]

You could put it like that, Aigis. It's one of the joys of living, anyway.

Oh, yeah? Good to know.

How you been holding up?

[gloomyrobot]

Hm...

*nods* I've been satisfactory. And yourself?

[trashcanking]

Other than the above problems? Peachy, I guess. Glad you're hangin' in there.

[allnaturalmagic]

You're looking for... chicks? I haven't been here long, but I have yet to see any chickens, so I can understand why you haven't seen any.

[trashcanking]

Yeeeah.... well, thanks for the info. Think I found something better than chickens, actually.

--So you're another newbie here? Just like Aigis and I.

[allnaturalmagic]

Oh, that's good!

I just arrived here about a week ago, yes. I take it I'm not the only newcomer, then?

[scoop_tengu]

[There is a face peeking into your window. Your 4th story window.]

"Chicks"... that means girls, right?

[trashcanking]

Yeah, it's just sla-- woah! [Backs it up!]

How did you-?! Ugh... nevermind. I don't need to know.

[scoop_tengu]

As far as I can tell, there's more girls than there are boys on this island.

[trashcanking]

What, seriously? I must have bad luck, then.