(Untitled)

[trashier_class]

anthrology is making so crazy that im clinging to whatever sort of (non)reality i can find. i am resorting to cliche LJ-games to keep my heart beating. HELP ME

Comments

[anonymous]

would you rather have sex with a sherpa, a !kung, or the jewish whale.
love,
anonymous.

[trashier_class]

dear anonymous,

strange you should list those three terms. i am currently studying them for a test i have tomorrow (today) in cultural anthropology.

to answer your inquiry... there is this really rad !girl who i usually sit next to in class. and to be perfectly honest with you, i want to do her. in the butt. but she don't even know my name. someone told my her mom was a !kung warrior... or was it a tit titu turtle hunter?

[anonymous]

dear !khalid,
that rad !girl goes by the name !allie meyer. she likes it up the butt so much. like.. SO much. and one time i even heard some dude talking about doing her up the butt on the way out of class. i think he was wearing an "i'm fucking allie meyer" shirt too, but i couldn;t tell.

she's hot though. good luck getting in her pants.
but you probably don't need it.
-Anon.

[tailbones]

khalid let's be really nice and invite all of our livejournal friends on to our new pirate ship. then let's travelk to the middle of the atlantic and push them off of it. because they're boring and i hate them all.

[anonymous]

is it bad to kiss two different guys two different nights in a row totally sober?

?:-)?

[trashier_class]

do you know who i am??

of course it is bad... but in such a good way.

[anonymous]

i hit on a frat boy tonight.... but still no bj, i was so pissed
(ps you totally know who i am, bjz 4eva)

[trashier_class]

you probably say that to all of your long-distance internet friends.