why is everything so fucking hard?

-kristen

fuck, man. so i came home shitfaced the other night. having already puked on myself. and then...continued to vomit all over the bathroom, and my room. so of course, there was nothing that i could hide from mommy. she held my hair back [even though i dont have too much of it anymore] while i puked from 12:30 to 5:00. and i told her everything. i ( Read more... )

so, did you guys know that im an undercover cop?

<3
kristen

i wish gilmore girls was on.

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kristen

UGH!!!

-kristen.

so this weekend was all about chilling out and having a good time. and to my surprise, i actually succeeded. not one fight. and so much hanging out with people. well, ben and mark, primarily. and then the usual sitting around with jesse and jarod on saturday. which was fun, even though i fell asleep, kind of. but anyway...i just thought about the ( Read more... )

if theres anything i love about living here [other than cuddling with mattt], its that when i make a bloody mary in the kitchen, cindy [mattts mommy / my pretend mommy] hangs out with me, and doesnt yell at me for drinking, and instead congratulates me for finally finding a drink that doesnt make me want to vomit [and that i can drink everyday ( Read more... )

this is what was stuck in my head at four in the morning when i was up the other night:

my name is ( Read more... )

pshaw. who cares about updating?

<3
kristen.

so mattt and i went to pennsylvania on saturday to visit mommy and pick up all of the knives we ordered. mattt got me one with a swastika on it, and i got myself one with a mermaid on it [and it turns out she has naked boobies and...well, its hot!]. mattt got some throwing knives and...some...other ones that are far less interesting than either of ( Read more... )