My second birthday present

[traubenberg]

In today's mail, I received a gift in a smallish box. On the outside of the box, it said

Comments

[ignignokt]

Well, once you're a married man, you have to take on certain responsiblities and obligations. Like supporting the tobacco industry.

[tundrababe]

Is it your birthday today? If so, Happy Birthday! :-) (or, if not, Happy Birthday anyway, just to cover my back)

Not quite ...

[traubenberg]

No, dear, today is not (was not - depending on when you're reading this) my birthday. This year, I have the glorious honor of celebrating my golden birthday ...my 27th.