Fly, my winged monkeys...a_cFebruary 14 2005, 12:13:54 UTC
I must get her a present actually I see the orbital mind control lasers are finally working.
As far as the rest goes, a couple of points:
1. The first time is never mind-bendingly good sex. Messrs Mills & Boon notwithstanding. 2. Sex is a ridiculous invention. It's squidgy, makes odd noises, and you get cramp. Laughing at the silliness of the entire concept is encouraged. 3. Sex covers a whole range of sins, not just the obvious. Start with the other stuff and work up. Once he's spent three hours trying to find the G-spot, he'll look on anything else as a welcome relief :) 4. Check your email.
(OOC: The email from Songbird says, 'I couldn't get hold of Kevin's but I hope this helps'. Attached is an electronic copy of the Karma Sutra, with annotations)
Re: Fly, my winged monkeys...traumandangstFebruary 14 2005, 12:35:37 UTC
I see the orbital mind control lasers are finally working
Fantastic. Now train them on Res and stop him worrying?
1: This first time has got to be better than my previous experiences. I'm aiming for "feels nice" but I do want Res to have a good time as well. 2: Ok... 3: I see a trip to town coming. Lush, fear my credit card. Or not... 4: Good grief? Are some of those positions actually possible?
Re: Fly, my winged monkeys...a_cFebruary 14 2005, 13:13:26 UTC
'Hi, Steph tells me you're experiencing performance anxiety' lacks that certain something, subtlety-wise, but I'll have a go :)
1: He'll be happy if he thinks he's making you happy. This therefore has a simple solution :) 3: You still have credit? I'm losing my touch! The massage bars are the ones to go for. I'd recommend a romantic bath together with candles, only I'm not sure Brook would go for it. Also, you'd freeze your tits off. 4: Just about. Whether they're a good idea or not is an entirely different water-boiling appliance of marine organisms.
Re: Fly, my winged monkeys...traumandangstFebruary 14 2005, 13:40:51 UTC
'Hi, Steph tells me you're experiencing performance anxiety' lacks that certain something, subtlety-wise, but I'll have a go :)
It does rather.
Oh heck. Does Cuckoo listen in on this sort of thing? And if she does, how do I ask her really nicely not to mention it?
Should I just buy her a shiny just in case?
1: Makes logical sense - and seems relatively easy ;o)
3: I paid the bill. I had a nice lot of money thanks to one of my client's having a daft idiot mess up my coding - so I charged them triple to fix it nad threatened to end the contract if they let Mr "I've read HTML for Dummies and this makes me a programmer" near it again.
I wouldn't mind if I'd written it in HTML. It was in Java.
I don't see Brook going for a bubble bath no. And yeah, blue skin and goose bumps so not me.
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I see the orbital mind control lasers are finally working.
As far as the rest goes, a couple of points:
1. The first time is never mind-bendingly good sex. Messrs Mills & Boon notwithstanding.
2. Sex is a ridiculous invention. It's squidgy, makes odd noises, and you get cramp. Laughing at the silliness of the entire concept is encouraged.
3. Sex covers a whole range of sins, not just the obvious. Start with the other stuff and work up. Once he's spent three hours trying to find the G-spot, he'll look on anything else as a welcome relief :)
4. Check your email.
(OOC: The email from Songbird says, 'I couldn't get hold of Kevin's but I hope this helps'. Attached is an electronic copy of the Karma Sutra, with annotations)
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Fantastic. Now train them on Res and stop him worrying?
1: This first time has got to be better than my previous experiences. I'm aiming for "feels nice" but I do want Res to have a good time as well.
2: Ok...
3: I see a trip to town coming. Lush, fear my credit card. Or not...
4: Good grief? Are some of those positions actually possible?
What sadist invented Valentine's Day anyway?
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1: He'll be happy if he thinks he's making you happy. This therefore has a simple solution :)
3: You still have credit? I'm losing my touch! The massage bars are the ones to go for. I'd recommend a romantic bath together with candles, only I'm not sure Brook would go for it. Also, you'd freeze your tits off.
4: Just about. Whether they're a good idea or not is an entirely different water-boiling appliance of marine organisms.
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It does rather.
Oh heck. Does Cuckoo listen in on this sort of thing? And if she does, how do I ask her really nicely not to mention it?
Should I just buy her a shiny just in case?
1: Makes logical sense - and seems relatively easy ;o)
3: I paid the bill. I had a nice lot of money thanks to one of my client's having a daft idiot mess up my coding - so I charged them triple to fix it nad threatened to end the contract if they let Mr "I've read HTML for Dummies and this makes me a programmer" near it again.
I wouldn't mind if I'd written it in HTML. It was in Java.
I don't see Brook going for a bubble bath no. And yeah, blue skin and goose bumps so not me.
4: I'll take your word for it.
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