FIC: Hokey-Pokey
Title: Hokey-Pokey
Rating: G
Mood: Surprised
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
Summary: Killing you with fluff.
Kon is throughly bewildered. Tim and Bart are talking absolute nonsense. He can't understand a bit of what they're saying. But they seem to be having a conversation about something. They keep blushing and stammering and talking about... Kon isn't even sure what. Kon glances between his friends, trying to decide what drug could've possibly have been pumped into the room in large enough amounts to affect Bart without killing Tim.
If this doesn't stop soon, he might actually have to call Batman or something because the other Titans are off-planet and Superman's not going to be able to figure this out any better than him, probably.
Suddenly, Bart drops to his knees, and grasps Tim hands tightly.
"Tim. I. Will. Will you?" Kon hopes Bart's maybe trying to break through the drug. Maybe Tim has an antidote! That has to be it. Kon breathes a sigh of relief. Tim's eyes are ridiculously wide, he's just noticing now, and his heart rate is abnormally fast though not yet dangerous. Must be because of the drug. Tim nods.
"I. Yes." Kon waits for Tim to produce something to solve this. Instead, he is treated to a nice view of Bart and Tim in a fullscale liplock.
"Holy shit," he says. Bart and Tim appear not to hear him. "Guys! Guys?" They appear not to notice him at all. Kon runs quickly to the monitor room and hits the emergency button, calling for the JLA. This has to be some crazy sex pollen thing, and that Ivy woman is scary and if Bart and Tim are drugged or maybe possessed, who knows what they'll do.
"This is Oracle. What's the emergency?"
"I," Kon says, close to hyperventilating, and tries to calm himself down with some deep breathes. "There's something weird going on and I think Robin and Kid Flash are drugged cause they kept talking crazy talk and now they're making out and I think there might be sex pollen or something and I have no idea what's going on and the other Titans aren't here, and I don't know what to do," Kon says in a big rush. There is a distinct pause at the other end of the line.
"Alright. There is an ancient ritual you must perform to reverse the effects of what's happening. Now listen very carefully..."
~
Barbara Gorden, Dinah Lance, and Dick Grayson sit in the Clock Tower, laughing their heads off at the video feed that's on the large monitor.
"Remind me to call Tim and congratulate him on the engagement," Dick says between giggles. Babs nods, too busy laughing to reply. Dinah falls out of her chair, collapsing on the floor with giggles.
"I can't believe you did that," she gasps, before laughing even harder.
On the roof of Titans Tower, Kon is wearing a giant chicken suit, and singing.
"You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"
~
End.
Rating: G
Mood: Surprised
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
Summary: Killing you with fluff.
Kon is throughly bewildered. Tim and Bart are talking absolute nonsense. He can't understand a bit of what they're saying. But they seem to be having a conversation about something. They keep blushing and stammering and talking about... Kon isn't even sure what. Kon glances between his friends, trying to decide what drug could've possibly have been pumped into the room in large enough amounts to affect Bart without killing Tim.
If this doesn't stop soon, he might actually have to call Batman or something because the other Titans are off-planet and Superman's not going to be able to figure this out any better than him, probably.
Suddenly, Bart drops to his knees, and grasps Tim hands tightly.
"Tim. I. Will. Will you?" Kon hopes Bart's maybe trying to break through the drug. Maybe Tim has an antidote! That has to be it. Kon breathes a sigh of relief. Tim's eyes are ridiculously wide, he's just noticing now, and his heart rate is abnormally fast though not yet dangerous. Must be because of the drug. Tim nods.
"I. Yes." Kon waits for Tim to produce something to solve this. Instead, he is treated to a nice view of Bart and Tim in a fullscale liplock.
"Holy shit," he says. Bart and Tim appear not to hear him. "Guys! Guys?" They appear not to notice him at all. Kon runs quickly to the monitor room and hits the emergency button, calling for the JLA. This has to be some crazy sex pollen thing, and that Ivy woman is scary and if Bart and Tim are drugged or maybe possessed, who knows what they'll do.
"This is Oracle. What's the emergency?"
"I," Kon says, close to hyperventilating, and tries to calm himself down with some deep breathes. "There's something weird going on and I think Robin and Kid Flash are drugged cause they kept talking crazy talk and now they're making out and I think there might be sex pollen or something and I have no idea what's going on and the other Titans aren't here, and I don't know what to do," Kon says in a big rush. There is a distinct pause at the other end of the line.
"Alright. There is an ancient ritual you must perform to reverse the effects of what's happening. Now listen very carefully..."
~
Barbara Gorden, Dinah Lance, and Dick Grayson sit in the Clock Tower, laughing their heads off at the video feed that's on the large monitor.
"Remind me to call Tim and congratulate him on the engagement," Dick says between giggles. Babs nods, too busy laughing to reply. Dinah falls out of her chair, collapsing on the floor with giggles.
"I can't believe you did that," she gasps, before laughing even harder.
On the roof of Titans Tower, Kon is wearing a giant chicken suit, and singing.
"You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"
~
End.