FIC: Another Week
Title: Another Week
Disclaimer: Still not mine
Pairings: Dick/Roy/Wally
Rating: R.
Summary: Dick, Roy, and Wally get together. Their mentor's reactions are quite varied. Sequel to One Week, because after
timemonkey 's comment, I couldn't get the idea of a Dick/Roy/Wally threesome out of my head.
A/N: So, this didn't turn out anything like how I thought it would in my head. But I think I like it...
FRIDAY
Dick and Wally have been "dating" for a month. Dick and Roy have been dating for a month.
Dick's been noticing Wally watching him and Roy for about as long. Roy noticed it too, which resulted in a conversation late Friday night at Titan's Lair.
"Mmm," sighs Dick, curling even closer to Roy, still feeling tingly and wonderful with afterglow. "Love you," Dick says easily, grinning and opening his eyes to blink up at Roy, who looks completely blissful.
"Love you too," Roy murmurs, bending to kiss him. Slowly, they move apart long enough to clean up a bit, before settling back together on the cot.
Really, Dick has no idea why he'd waited two whole weeks before having sex with Roy. Thankfully, they've been making up for lost time quite nicely. Dick closes his eyes, sleepily and sated, relaxing into the warmth of Roy's skin pressed against his.
"Dick?" whispers Roy, sounding nervous. Dick opens his eyes.
"Yeah?" Roy shifts, curling his arm tighter around Dick.
"Do you think Wally likes us?" In his sleepy state, Dick almost misses Roy's meaning. Slowly, Dick makes himself sit up, pulling Roy with him.
"Yeah, Roy, he does." Dick watches Roy carefully. Roy clasps one of Dick's hands in both of his.
"Do you like Wally?" Roy asks. Dick bites his lip.
"Yeah," he says carefully, "you do too, right?" Roy nods, and pulls Dick's hand to his lips, kissing across his palm softly, and then curling into it as Dick cups his face.
"He seems sad," Roy says finally. "Lonely." Dick frowns.
"He shouldn't be lonely," Dick says.
"No," agrees Roy.
"I mean, he's got us, doesn't he?" Dick asks, watching Roy's face. Roy slowly grins.
"Yeah, he does." Roy kisses Dick hard on the mouth, and then pushes him back down on the cot. "Come on babe, let's get some sleep."
SATURDAY
Wally leans back against the couch, and once again finds his eyes slowly drifting away from the screen and towards his friends.
Wally forces his eyes back towards the television.
It's been a very uneventful weekend for the Teen Titans so far. They've been monitoring Mad Mod, who's planning a fashion show for next week, but other than that nothing's really been going on, which is why they have the free time to just hang out and watch old television shows.
The problem is, "I Dream of Jeannie" reruns don't exactly capture his attention as much as he needs right now.
Roy and Dick however, seem to have no problem of drawing his attention.
The three of them are squished together on the small sofa, and although Dick is practically on Roy's lap, Dick's thigh is pressed warmly against his. Roy's arm is slung across the back of the sofa, around Dick's shoulders, but every now and then Roy's fingers would brush across his arm.
Right now, Dick was twisting to kiss Roy, a move that pressed Dick's side firmly against his, and trapped Roy's hand between them.
Wally could feel Dick's almost inaudible moan vibrate right through him when it came.
Wally tries to look anywhere but at the two, and his eyes land on Donna who is blushing a little and smiling at him in a knowing manner. wally swallows hard.
"Hey, Donna, uh, where'd Garth go?" he asks, desperate for a distraction. Donna smiles almost slyly.
"He went to sleep," she says, and exaggerates a stretch. "I think I might turn in myself. You boys enjoy the rest of the show." Donna slips out of the room with one last sly look back at them, and Wally is about to say something about following her.
Really. Any minute now.
It's just, Roy and Dick have stopped kissing, but they haven't stopped touching, and they're touching him too, however inadvertedly.
Roy's leaning into Dick's chest now, and he looks ready to fall asleep, and Dick's sort of leaning towards him and doesn't look all that much more awake.
Wally desperately watches the show, trying to focus on the commercial. He doesn't think he has much use for a blender, but it comes in red apparently, and all three of them wear that colour.
Bad, Wally tells himself. Bad line of thought. Roy's almost certainly asleep now, and maybe Wally could slide off the couch without Dick noticing, except Dick's nodding off and his head is falling towards Wally's shoulder.
"'on't mind?" Dick murmurs.
"Go ahead," Wally whispers despite himself, and Dick curls against him, head on his shoulder and side pressed into his. Wally will just wait until he's asleep and find a way to slip off the couch.
Five long minutes later, Wally's fairly certain Dick's asleep, and is about to slip off the couch when Roy's head slowly slides from it's position on Dick's chest until Roy's fallen face first into Wally's lap.
SUNDAY
Wally remains very, very still.
It's about one in the morning, and the television is still set to the Oldies channel, but Wally stopped paying attention to it a long time ago.
Roy and Dick haven't move since they'd fallen asleep, and this makes is impossible for Wally to escape without waking them up. It's not that's it's uncomfortable here, but maybe that it's a bit too comfortable.
Comfortable enough to get uncomfortable, especially with the way that Dick's breath flutters across his nipple while Roy's does the same to his groin.
Wally shouldn't get getting turned on by this. Not at all. They're his friends, his male friends, and they're asleep!
They're his friends, and he loves them, by Wally's not attracted to them. And if Wally watches them sometimes, it's not because he's jealous, he's really not, he just doesn't like how he feels left out.
But he's still getting turned on, really turned on now, and Roy moves a bit in his lap and Wally thinks he's going to die.
And then Roy blinks up at him sleepily, and Wally really wishes he had died. Roy blinks again, slowly, and then starts to smirk. Wally feels himself flush with shame.
"Hey," Roy says softly, and shifts to grab one of Wally's hands in his and squeeze. "It's okay, alright?" Wally nods, and Roy gives him an encouraging smile. "want me to take care of that?" he asks then, nodding towards Wally's erection.
"You- I-," Wally stutters, blushing. "What about Dick?" he manages finally.
"He won't mind," Roy says, and Wally really isn't so sure about that, but then Roy's shifting slowly off the couch and to his knees in front of Wally. Dick stirs, and Wally bites his lip in panic.
"Mm?" Dick asks, blinking awake. Wally feels himself go white, and trys to think of something, anything, to explain.
"Dick, help me get Wally off," Roy says, and Dick blinks again, and then turns to Wally and beams.
Wally feels himself melt with that smile, but then Roy does one better and pulls the bottom half of his Kid Flash suit down with his teeth. Wally moans.
"So," says Dick, "wanna be our boyfriend?"
Wally doesn't exactly manage to answer, but from the kiss he receives, he thinks he communicated yes well enough.
MONDAY
Roy grins. Yesterday had certainly been... productive.
And that wasn't even counting the supervillians they'd recaptured.
Roy continues grinning through breakfast, until Ollie, as oblivious as he can be, notices.
Roy's really not too concerned about telling Ollie. And he knows he should, for various reasons including it's only right to tell his mentor and they could probably all use some adult support once Barry and Bruce find out.
Ollie's always been very liberal too, especially when it comes to sexuality, so Roy's pretty sure Ollie will be calm about it and not freak out or anything.
Still, anyone parent/mentor figure would be awkward about learning their ward was involved in a gay threesome, so Roy's not exactly jumping up and down waiting to tell. Nonetheless, when they have a few minutes after breakfast, Roy decides its probably time to bring it up.
"So," says Roy casually. "I'm dating Wally." Ollie raises an eyebrow, and then laughs.
"Good for you," he says, still chuckling, "although I'd never pegged Wally for the type... Do you need me to buy you condoms?" Okay, so far so good, and Roy manages not to blush at the comment.
"Uh, no, I've got some. But... Wally and I, we're... we're also dating Dick." Roy watches as his mentors face flickers through expressions of confusion, shock, worry, and finally settling on... glee?
"I'll go build a bomb shelter," Ollie proclaims cheerful. Roy gives him a questioning look. "Well, you're going to need somewhere to hide once Bats finds out. Don't worry, I'll make sure it's well stocked," Ollie says suggestively, and gives him a wink and a pat on the shoulder. Roy blinks several times as Ollie cheerfully bounds out the door.
Ollie, Roy concludes, really never left the seventies.
Roy also suspects that Ollie is currently digging up buttons that proclaim "Free Love" or something for him.
Suddenly, Roy gets a sinking feeling.
Ollie and Hal and Dinah are all very close...
Roy resolves not to think about that ever again.
TUESDAY
This relationship with Wally isn't really all that bad, Bruce reflects grudgingly. There's been a few dates, but it hardly seems serious. The most Bruce has seen the two do is kiss on the cheek and hold hands.
Puppy love, probably, and with any luck they'll grow out of it without any help from him.
Of course this hadn't stop Bruce from giving Dick a serious talk. Bruce has to admit, he'd never seen someone go quite that shade of red before. Dick had clearly been embarassed and awkward about the whole thing, which was good, because he didn't want his ward being comfortable about sex.
Of course, Bruce had provided Dick with a box of condoms. One which had tracers implanted in each package. The entire box had remained in Dick's room, and the two had not been left alone in there long enough to do anything anyways.
It was unlikely Dick noticed the tracers, but just in case he had, Bruce had also added subtle changes to the Robin suit to alert him of contact to certain areas.
All in all, Bruce Wayne had been fairly certain he had circumvented any possibility of not knowing if his ward her getting a little too "hot and heavy", as it were.
Bruce Wayne now sits in his chair, watching a security feed with pure horror.
He'd just gotten around to reviewing security feeds of the past week, and while, after a few shouting matches, he'd agreed not to place anymore surveillance inside the private parts of Titan's Lair, he did have feeds for all exits, as well as the meeting room.
Evidently, his ward had forgotten about the meeting room camera, or had not noticed it. Somewhere, his mind makes a note to review proper sweeping procedures.
The rest of his mind is too busy panicking over the image of his ward caught up in an embrace with two of his team mates. Bruce watches as the feed shows the three teens make out with each other, even messily trying to make a three-way kiss work. Bruce lets out a growl as Roy's hand slides down to Dick's bottom and squeezes.
This is very, very bad. Bruce will have to put a stop to this immediately. His ward is being corrupted! Seduced! Molested!
"God, yes, please," moans Dick on the feed.
God dammit, thinks Bruce furiously, he knew the red heads would be a problem.
WEDNESDAY
This is the second time in a month he's come home to find Barry waiting for him to have a "chat".
This is definitely not good.
Wally runs along with Barry back to his house, knowing with every step that he's running to his doom.
Barry clears his throat awkwardly.
"Batman came by to talk with me." Wally bites his lip. Bad, oh bad, oh bad bad bad. He is so, so dead. Barry sighs. "Sit down Wally," he says gently. Wally does so cautiously. "Now, you're very young, and I know this must be a confusing time for you." Wally shifts awkwardly. "I believe I should've had this sort of talk with you earlier, perhaps. You see Wally, there's a difference between friendship and... sexual attraction. I'm sure you aren't trying to hurt anyone, but you are going to if you continue in this... manner. You simply can't date two people at once, Wally. It's not fair to Dick for you to be dating Roy too." Wally frowns.
"But Dick's dating Roy too, so it's not like I'm cheating on him," Wally says, blushing. Barry matches him in shade.
"Things don't quite work like that," Barry says. "I'm sure you like them both a lot, but there's a big difference between liking someone as a friend and liking someone as a boyfriend. It's easy to get things confused like that at your age. Maybe you should think about... taking a break from dating until you figure things out."
"But I'm not really confused, Uncle Barry. I know I like them both like boyfriends, not just friends. And we're not going to hurt each other."
"Wally, you just can't be in a relationship with two people at once. It just doesn't work?"
"But why?" asks Wally. Barry blushes.
"I'm sure it seems to work now, but that's because you're young and not very... serious yet. There'll be jealously, for one."
"But I like it when Dick and Roy make out," Wally says without thinking. He feels himself go pink. "Uh, I mean. We... we don't get jealous of each other." Barry sighs.
"You're not getting the point, Wally. A relationship involves two people, not three. That's how things work."
"But what about Green Lantern, Green Arrow, and Black Canary?" Wally demands finally, thinking back to Roy complaining about being scarred for life.
"What? They're not-" Barry stops abruptly, slack jawed. "Oh god, they are, aren't they?" Wally waits. "Well. Um. Wally. I guess. It's not conventional, but. I suppose if you really like them both... Look, if you have sex, use condoms and make sure I don't find out about it, okay?" Wally nods. "I'm going to go see if I can find Zatanna..."
THURSDAY
Bruce is angry.
If asked who he was angry at, he probably would have a hard time deciding between Wally, Roy, himself, or the world in general. He's not really angry at Dick. Dick is innocent. Dick has no idea how Wally and Roy are trying to corrupt and seduce him. Bruce has been trying to protect his ward, but he's failed.
Dick is sitting on the chair opposite him, glaring. Dick's angry with him, but that's only because he doesn't understand what Bruce had to protect him from. Bruce is just glad he can put a stop to this before any real damage is done.
Bruce attempts to explain this all to Dick.
"I don't want or need protection, Bruce," Dick says, crossing his arms and glaring.
"You don't understand Dick," Bruce says gently. "I know you like them, but they'll want you to do things. Things that you're much to young for, things that you won't like, that'll hurt you. I'm doing this for your own good."
There is a long silence, during which Dick continues to glare at him. Dick uncrosses his arms, and Bruce thinks he's won.
"I gave Wally a blowjob while Roy fucked me," Dick says, and smiles. "And I absolutely loved it."
Bruce sees red. He stands, and quickly picks Dick up in a hold that he won't be able to escape without breaking a limb.
"Bruce! What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm taking you to your room and locking you in. You are not to leave. Then I'm getting Leslie. You need to be looked over. And then I'm getting you a therapist, yes, you'll need one after what they did to you."
"Bruce! Put me down! I'm perfectly fine. I don't need a doctor or a therapist."
Bruce ignores this, puts Dick in his room, and activates several security measures to make sure stays in.
He'll call Leslie, yes, important first step. She'll look after Dick while Bruce hunts down Roy and Wally.
He gets to the Cave after phoning Leslie only to find Dick already there. Bruce is mildly impressed Dick escaped.
"I told you to stay in your room," Bruce growls.
"Bruce. We need to talk like mature adults," Dick says, standing in front of the Batmobile, blocking the driver's side door.
"You're not an adult. You're not even near being an adult yet!" Dick sighs.
"Maybe not, but this is an adult situation." Bruce opens his mouth. "No," Dick cuts in before he can say anything. "I'm going to talk, and you're going to listen. I'm sorry for being rude earlier, I shouldn't have said what I did. But I am sexually active, and I'm sorry if that bothers you but I'm not going to just stop seeing Wally and Roy because it upsets you. I'm not a little kid anymore Bruce. You don't need to protect me from being corrupted or seduced or whatever. If anything, I was the one doing the seducing. It's my body and my life, and if I want to be sexually active with someone, I'll make that decision. Not you. Roy, Wally and I are together. I don't know if it will last, or if we'll hurt each other, or anything. But right now, it's good, and it makes me happy Bruce. Dammit, do you know how long it's been since I've actually been happy?"
Since his parents died, Bruce thinks, and sits down hard on the computer chair. Dick stands firm, hands on his hips, waiting for Bruce to say something, and suddenly looks very grown up. Bruce missed it somehow.
"If... If it really makes you happy," Bruce says gruffly. He soon finds himself being hugged.
"They do. They really do," Dick says, and hugs tighter.
Bruce hugs back. He'll start worrying and making plans on what to do if Wally and Roy ever make him unhappy later. He has something more important to do right now.
FRIDAY
"I'm a little worried about Barry," Wally says, as the three of them cuddle into each other on the couch.
"Why's that?" asks Garth from his bathtub/chair.
"It's like he has a complete blank in his memory about everything to do with threesomes. I brought it up carefully just to make sure he was really going to be okay with it, and he thought the three of us were starting a band or something." Dick frowns.
"That's not good. I mean, sometimes people can successfully repress memories, but the entire idea of threesomes?"
"Do you think he's a clone?" asks Donna.
"Maybe he's a robot," suggests Roy.
"Not, he seemed normal otherwise."
"Well, what was the last thing he said to you before he started acting weird?" asks Dick.
"Umm... well, a safe sex speech." The others laugh, and he blushes. "Hey, can we stay on subject?"
"Okay, okay. Did he say anything else?" asks Dick.
"Well, he mentioned going to se Zatanna..." Wally shrugs.
"Do you think she knows anything about it?" asks Garth.
"Nah, probably not," says Roy. "I mean, it was probably something Justice League related."
"We should still try and find out," says Dick. Wally frowns.
"Well, he did say something about not wanting to know any details. Maybe he's just trying to pretend it's not happening." The other Titans shrug.
"I guess that does seem likely," says Dick. Wally frowns, but both Roy and Dick plant kisses on him until he's giggling. A camera flash goes off.
"Hey!" says Dick.
"Oh, don't worry, it's Kodak," says Donna. "But you three were just too cute."
"We interrupt this broadcast for an emergency news report! Carnivorous pants are attacking as the villian Mad Mod rampages through the city!" The teens jump to their feet.
"Holy attacking pants Titans! Let's go!"
~
End.
Disclaimer: Still not mine
Pairings: Dick/Roy/Wally
Rating: R.
Summary: Dick, Roy, and Wally get together. Their mentor's reactions are quite varied. Sequel to One Week, because after
timemonkey 's comment, I couldn't get the idea of a Dick/Roy/Wally threesome out of my head.
A/N: So, this didn't turn out anything like how I thought it would in my head. But I think I like it...
FRIDAY
Dick and Wally have been "dating" for a month. Dick and Roy have been dating for a month.
Dick's been noticing Wally watching him and Roy for about as long. Roy noticed it too, which resulted in a conversation late Friday night at Titan's Lair.
"Mmm," sighs Dick, curling even closer to Roy, still feeling tingly and wonderful with afterglow. "Love you," Dick says easily, grinning and opening his eyes to blink up at Roy, who looks completely blissful.
"Love you too," Roy murmurs, bending to kiss him. Slowly, they move apart long enough to clean up a bit, before settling back together on the cot.
Really, Dick has no idea why he'd waited two whole weeks before having sex with Roy. Thankfully, they've been making up for lost time quite nicely. Dick closes his eyes, sleepily and sated, relaxing into the warmth of Roy's skin pressed against his.
"Dick?" whispers Roy, sounding nervous. Dick opens his eyes.
"Yeah?" Roy shifts, curling his arm tighter around Dick.
"Do you think Wally likes us?" In his sleepy state, Dick almost misses Roy's meaning. Slowly, Dick makes himself sit up, pulling Roy with him.
"Yeah, Roy, he does." Dick watches Roy carefully. Roy clasps one of Dick's hands in both of his.
"Do you like Wally?" Roy asks. Dick bites his lip.
"Yeah," he says carefully, "you do too, right?" Roy nods, and pulls Dick's hand to his lips, kissing across his palm softly, and then curling into it as Dick cups his face.
"He seems sad," Roy says finally. "Lonely." Dick frowns.
"He shouldn't be lonely," Dick says.
"No," agrees Roy.
"I mean, he's got us, doesn't he?" Dick asks, watching Roy's face. Roy slowly grins.
"Yeah, he does." Roy kisses Dick hard on the mouth, and then pushes him back down on the cot. "Come on babe, let's get some sleep."
SATURDAY
Wally leans back against the couch, and once again finds his eyes slowly drifting away from the screen and towards his friends.
Wally forces his eyes back towards the television.
It's been a very uneventful weekend for the Teen Titans so far. They've been monitoring Mad Mod, who's planning a fashion show for next week, but other than that nothing's really been going on, which is why they have the free time to just hang out and watch old television shows.
The problem is, "I Dream of Jeannie" reruns don't exactly capture his attention as much as he needs right now.
Roy and Dick however, seem to have no problem of drawing his attention.
The three of them are squished together on the small sofa, and although Dick is practically on Roy's lap, Dick's thigh is pressed warmly against his. Roy's arm is slung across the back of the sofa, around Dick's shoulders, but every now and then Roy's fingers would brush across his arm.
Right now, Dick was twisting to kiss Roy, a move that pressed Dick's side firmly against his, and trapped Roy's hand between them.
Wally could feel Dick's almost inaudible moan vibrate right through him when it came.
Wally tries to look anywhere but at the two, and his eyes land on Donna who is blushing a little and smiling at him in a knowing manner. wally swallows hard.
"Hey, Donna, uh, where'd Garth go?" he asks, desperate for a distraction. Donna smiles almost slyly.
"He went to sleep," she says, and exaggerates a stretch. "I think I might turn in myself. You boys enjoy the rest of the show." Donna slips out of the room with one last sly look back at them, and Wally is about to say something about following her.
Really. Any minute now.
It's just, Roy and Dick have stopped kissing, but they haven't stopped touching, and they're touching him too, however inadvertedly.
Roy's leaning into Dick's chest now, and he looks ready to fall asleep, and Dick's sort of leaning towards him and doesn't look all that much more awake.
Wally desperately watches the show, trying to focus on the commercial. He doesn't think he has much use for a blender, but it comes in red apparently, and all three of them wear that colour.
Bad, Wally tells himself. Bad line of thought. Roy's almost certainly asleep now, and maybe Wally could slide off the couch without Dick noticing, except Dick's nodding off and his head is falling towards Wally's shoulder.
"'on't mind?" Dick murmurs.
"Go ahead," Wally whispers despite himself, and Dick curls against him, head on his shoulder and side pressed into his. Wally will just wait until he's asleep and find a way to slip off the couch.
Five long minutes later, Wally's fairly certain Dick's asleep, and is about to slip off the couch when Roy's head slowly slides from it's position on Dick's chest until Roy's fallen face first into Wally's lap.
SUNDAY
Wally remains very, very still.
It's about one in the morning, and the television is still set to the Oldies channel, but Wally stopped paying attention to it a long time ago.
Roy and Dick haven't move since they'd fallen asleep, and this makes is impossible for Wally to escape without waking them up. It's not that's it's uncomfortable here, but maybe that it's a bit too comfortable.
Comfortable enough to get uncomfortable, especially with the way that Dick's breath flutters across his nipple while Roy's does the same to his groin.
Wally shouldn't get getting turned on by this. Not at all. They're his friends, his male friends, and they're asleep!
They're his friends, and he loves them, by Wally's not attracted to them. And if Wally watches them sometimes, it's not because he's jealous, he's really not, he just doesn't like how he feels left out.
But he's still getting turned on, really turned on now, and Roy moves a bit in his lap and Wally thinks he's going to die.
And then Roy blinks up at him sleepily, and Wally really wishes he had died. Roy blinks again, slowly, and then starts to smirk. Wally feels himself flush with shame.
"Hey," Roy says softly, and shifts to grab one of Wally's hands in his and squeeze. "It's okay, alright?" Wally nods, and Roy gives him an encouraging smile. "want me to take care of that?" he asks then, nodding towards Wally's erection.
"You- I-," Wally stutters, blushing. "What about Dick?" he manages finally.
"He won't mind," Roy says, and Wally really isn't so sure about that, but then Roy's shifting slowly off the couch and to his knees in front of Wally. Dick stirs, and Wally bites his lip in panic.
"Mm?" Dick asks, blinking awake. Wally feels himself go white, and trys to think of something, anything, to explain.
"Dick, help me get Wally off," Roy says, and Dick blinks again, and then turns to Wally and beams.
Wally feels himself melt with that smile, but then Roy does one better and pulls the bottom half of his Kid Flash suit down with his teeth. Wally moans.
"So," says Dick, "wanna be our boyfriend?"
Wally doesn't exactly manage to answer, but from the kiss he receives, he thinks he communicated yes well enough.
MONDAY
Roy grins. Yesterday had certainly been... productive.
And that wasn't even counting the supervillians they'd recaptured.
Roy continues grinning through breakfast, until Ollie, as oblivious as he can be, notices.
Roy's really not too concerned about telling Ollie. And he knows he should, for various reasons including it's only right to tell his mentor and they could probably all use some adult support once Barry and Bruce find out.
Ollie's always been very liberal too, especially when it comes to sexuality, so Roy's pretty sure Ollie will be calm about it and not freak out or anything.
Still, anyone parent/mentor figure would be awkward about learning their ward was involved in a gay threesome, so Roy's not exactly jumping up and down waiting to tell. Nonetheless, when they have a few minutes after breakfast, Roy decides its probably time to bring it up.
"So," says Roy casually. "I'm dating Wally." Ollie raises an eyebrow, and then laughs.
"Good for you," he says, still chuckling, "although I'd never pegged Wally for the type... Do you need me to buy you condoms?" Okay, so far so good, and Roy manages not to blush at the comment.
"Uh, no, I've got some. But... Wally and I, we're... we're also dating Dick." Roy watches as his mentors face flickers through expressions of confusion, shock, worry, and finally settling on... glee?
"I'll go build a bomb shelter," Ollie proclaims cheerful. Roy gives him a questioning look. "Well, you're going to need somewhere to hide once Bats finds out. Don't worry, I'll make sure it's well stocked," Ollie says suggestively, and gives him a wink and a pat on the shoulder. Roy blinks several times as Ollie cheerfully bounds out the door.
Ollie, Roy concludes, really never left the seventies.
Roy also suspects that Ollie is currently digging up buttons that proclaim "Free Love" or something for him.
Suddenly, Roy gets a sinking feeling.
Ollie and Hal and Dinah are all very close...
Roy resolves not to think about that ever again.
TUESDAY
This relationship with Wally isn't really all that bad, Bruce reflects grudgingly. There's been a few dates, but it hardly seems serious. The most Bruce has seen the two do is kiss on the cheek and hold hands.
Puppy love, probably, and with any luck they'll grow out of it without any help from him.
Of course this hadn't stop Bruce from giving Dick a serious talk. Bruce has to admit, he'd never seen someone go quite that shade of red before. Dick had clearly been embarassed and awkward about the whole thing, which was good, because he didn't want his ward being comfortable about sex.
Of course, Bruce had provided Dick with a box of condoms. One which had tracers implanted in each package. The entire box had remained in Dick's room, and the two had not been left alone in there long enough to do anything anyways.
It was unlikely Dick noticed the tracers, but just in case he had, Bruce had also added subtle changes to the Robin suit to alert him of contact to certain areas.
All in all, Bruce Wayne had been fairly certain he had circumvented any possibility of not knowing if his ward her getting a little too "hot and heavy", as it were.
Bruce Wayne now sits in his chair, watching a security feed with pure horror.
He'd just gotten around to reviewing security feeds of the past week, and while, after a few shouting matches, he'd agreed not to place anymore surveillance inside the private parts of Titan's Lair, he did have feeds for all exits, as well as the meeting room.
Evidently, his ward had forgotten about the meeting room camera, or had not noticed it. Somewhere, his mind makes a note to review proper sweeping procedures.
The rest of his mind is too busy panicking over the image of his ward caught up in an embrace with two of his team mates. Bruce watches as the feed shows the three teens make out with each other, even messily trying to make a three-way kiss work. Bruce lets out a growl as Roy's hand slides down to Dick's bottom and squeezes.
This is very, very bad. Bruce will have to put a stop to this immediately. His ward is being corrupted! Seduced! Molested!
"God, yes, please," moans Dick on the feed.
God dammit, thinks Bruce furiously, he knew the red heads would be a problem.
WEDNESDAY
This is the second time in a month he's come home to find Barry waiting for him to have a "chat".
This is definitely not good.
Wally runs along with Barry back to his house, knowing with every step that he's running to his doom.
Barry clears his throat awkwardly.
"Batman came by to talk with me." Wally bites his lip. Bad, oh bad, oh bad bad bad. He is so, so dead. Barry sighs. "Sit down Wally," he says gently. Wally does so cautiously. "Now, you're very young, and I know this must be a confusing time for you." Wally shifts awkwardly. "I believe I should've had this sort of talk with you earlier, perhaps. You see Wally, there's a difference between friendship and... sexual attraction. I'm sure you aren't trying to hurt anyone, but you are going to if you continue in this... manner. You simply can't date two people at once, Wally. It's not fair to Dick for you to be dating Roy too." Wally frowns.
"But Dick's dating Roy too, so it's not like I'm cheating on him," Wally says, blushing. Barry matches him in shade.
"Things don't quite work like that," Barry says. "I'm sure you like them both a lot, but there's a big difference between liking someone as a friend and liking someone as a boyfriend. It's easy to get things confused like that at your age. Maybe you should think about... taking a break from dating until you figure things out."
"But I'm not really confused, Uncle Barry. I know I like them both like boyfriends, not just friends. And we're not going to hurt each other."
"Wally, you just can't be in a relationship with two people at once. It just doesn't work?"
"But why?" asks Wally. Barry blushes.
"I'm sure it seems to work now, but that's because you're young and not very... serious yet. There'll be jealously, for one."
"But I like it when Dick and Roy make out," Wally says without thinking. He feels himself go pink. "Uh, I mean. We... we don't get jealous of each other." Barry sighs.
"You're not getting the point, Wally. A relationship involves two people, not three. That's how things work."
"But what about Green Lantern, Green Arrow, and Black Canary?" Wally demands finally, thinking back to Roy complaining about being scarred for life.
"What? They're not-" Barry stops abruptly, slack jawed. "Oh god, they are, aren't they?" Wally waits. "Well. Um. Wally. I guess. It's not conventional, but. I suppose if you really like them both... Look, if you have sex, use condoms and make sure I don't find out about it, okay?" Wally nods. "I'm going to go see if I can find Zatanna..."
THURSDAY
Bruce is angry.
If asked who he was angry at, he probably would have a hard time deciding between Wally, Roy, himself, or the world in general. He's not really angry at Dick. Dick is innocent. Dick has no idea how Wally and Roy are trying to corrupt and seduce him. Bruce has been trying to protect his ward, but he's failed.
Dick is sitting on the chair opposite him, glaring. Dick's angry with him, but that's only because he doesn't understand what Bruce had to protect him from. Bruce is just glad he can put a stop to this before any real damage is done.
Bruce attempts to explain this all to Dick.
"I don't want or need protection, Bruce," Dick says, crossing his arms and glaring.
"You don't understand Dick," Bruce says gently. "I know you like them, but they'll want you to do things. Things that you're much to young for, things that you won't like, that'll hurt you. I'm doing this for your own good."
There is a long silence, during which Dick continues to glare at him. Dick uncrosses his arms, and Bruce thinks he's won.
"I gave Wally a blowjob while Roy fucked me," Dick says, and smiles. "And I absolutely loved it."
Bruce sees red. He stands, and quickly picks Dick up in a hold that he won't be able to escape without breaking a limb.
"Bruce! What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm taking you to your room and locking you in. You are not to leave. Then I'm getting Leslie. You need to be looked over. And then I'm getting you a therapist, yes, you'll need one after what they did to you."
"Bruce! Put me down! I'm perfectly fine. I don't need a doctor or a therapist."
Bruce ignores this, puts Dick in his room, and activates several security measures to make sure stays in.
He'll call Leslie, yes, important first step. She'll look after Dick while Bruce hunts down Roy and Wally.
He gets to the Cave after phoning Leslie only to find Dick already there. Bruce is mildly impressed Dick escaped.
"I told you to stay in your room," Bruce growls.
"Bruce. We need to talk like mature adults," Dick says, standing in front of the Batmobile, blocking the driver's side door.
"You're not an adult. You're not even near being an adult yet!" Dick sighs.
"Maybe not, but this is an adult situation." Bruce opens his mouth. "No," Dick cuts in before he can say anything. "I'm going to talk, and you're going to listen. I'm sorry for being rude earlier, I shouldn't have said what I did. But I am sexually active, and I'm sorry if that bothers you but I'm not going to just stop seeing Wally and Roy because it upsets you. I'm not a little kid anymore Bruce. You don't need to protect me from being corrupted or seduced or whatever. If anything, I was the one doing the seducing. It's my body and my life, and if I want to be sexually active with someone, I'll make that decision. Not you. Roy, Wally and I are together. I don't know if it will last, or if we'll hurt each other, or anything. But right now, it's good, and it makes me happy Bruce. Dammit, do you know how long it's been since I've actually been happy?"
Since his parents died, Bruce thinks, and sits down hard on the computer chair. Dick stands firm, hands on his hips, waiting for Bruce to say something, and suddenly looks very grown up. Bruce missed it somehow.
"If... If it really makes you happy," Bruce says gruffly. He soon finds himself being hugged.
"They do. They really do," Dick says, and hugs tighter.
Bruce hugs back. He'll start worrying and making plans on what to do if Wally and Roy ever make him unhappy later. He has something more important to do right now.
FRIDAY
"I'm a little worried about Barry," Wally says, as the three of them cuddle into each other on the couch.
"Why's that?" asks Garth from his bathtub/chair.
"It's like he has a complete blank in his memory about everything to do with threesomes. I brought it up carefully just to make sure he was really going to be okay with it, and he thought the three of us were starting a band or something." Dick frowns.
"That's not good. I mean, sometimes people can successfully repress memories, but the entire idea of threesomes?"
"Do you think he's a clone?" asks Donna.
"Maybe he's a robot," suggests Roy.
"Not, he seemed normal otherwise."
"Well, what was the last thing he said to you before he started acting weird?" asks Dick.
"Umm... well, a safe sex speech." The others laugh, and he blushes. "Hey, can we stay on subject?"
"Okay, okay. Did he say anything else?" asks Dick.
"Well, he mentioned going to se Zatanna..." Wally shrugs.
"Do you think she knows anything about it?" asks Garth.
"Nah, probably not," says Roy. "I mean, it was probably something Justice League related."
"We should still try and find out," says Dick. Wally frowns.
"Well, he did say something about not wanting to know any details. Maybe he's just trying to pretend it's not happening." The other Titans shrug.
"I guess that does seem likely," says Dick. Wally frowns, but both Roy and Dick plant kisses on him until he's giggling. A camera flash goes off.
"Hey!" says Dick.
"Oh, don't worry, it's Kodak," says Donna. "But you three were just too cute."
"We interrupt this broadcast for an emergency news report! Carnivorous pants are attacking as the villian Mad Mod rampages through the city!" The teens jump to their feet.
"Holy attacking pants Titans! Let's go!"
~
End.