Title: Another Week Disclaimer: Still not mine Pairings: Dick/Roy/Wally Rating: R. Summary: Dick, Roy, and Wally get together. Their mentor's reactions are quite varied. Sequel to One Week, because after
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Carnivorous...pants? I shudder to think of what they try and eat first. :P Also, the Zatanna subplot is just so...wrong. It's canon, but it's still wrong, even though it works perfectly here.
6 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Sidekickstranj100April 12 2008, 12:57:21 UTC
Great series I love it.
Bruce should have just implemented these rules from the beginning:
Rule One: You do not touch my sidekick in front of me. You may glance at him, so long as you do not peer at anything below his waist. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my sidekick’s body, I will remove them. Rule Two: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for sidekicks your age to skin tight revealing costumes; which often become battle damaged and cause you to reveal too much skin. In order to assure that doesn't happen, I will give you a costume designed by Wayne Industries guaranteed never to become damaged--it also can never be removed, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing you to make. Rule Three: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you maim you horribly--Batman doesn’t kill. Rule Four: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about
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I cannot express the sheer *glee* I got at seeing such a long comment! The rules made me laugh out loud, especially the part about places lacking mentor (not including Green Arrow).
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None can reist my crack inspiration powers!!!!!
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Glad you liked!
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This icon isn't quite right, but it's close!
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Also, your icon is adorable! *squees*
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I think I may have laughed aloud a few times here. Had to muffle it with my hand because I'm kind of in a fairly public place. Still got odd looks.
Brilliant.
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Bruce should have just implemented these rules from the beginning:
Rule One: You do not touch my sidekick in front of me. You may glance at him, so long as you do not peer at anything below his waist. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my sidekick’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Two: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for sidekicks your age to skin tight revealing costumes; which often become battle damaged and cause you to reveal too much skin. In order to assure that doesn't happen, I will give you a costume designed by Wayne Industries guaranteed never to become damaged--it also can never be removed, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing you to make.
Rule Three: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you maim you horribly--Batman doesn’t kill.
Rule Four: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about ( ... )
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I'm glad you're enjoying the series :)
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