Finding the Fics
Disclaimer: some brilliant soul did this with Stargate, or Stargate: Atlantis, I don't remember, and it was all her idea. I'm just bored and trying it out for kicks. If I could remember who it was, I'd link to her; maybe one of you will know and can provide a link? ETA: It's Found, by linabean. Thanks, Drayce!
Basically this is "found poetry" from the Due South fic-searching community. I didn't write any of this stuff, just rearranged the lines. I'm tagging it as fic because I'm not sure how else to tag it.
I'm looking for a fic that I didn't actually read
I didn't save it
now I can't find it
My brain is obviously a sieve
I can't remember if it was a good fic or not
it was really sweet i remember
Kowalski thought he was in or wanted to be in a relationship
secretly in love with his partner, because that's how it works
they haven't slept together they just make out alot
I think I've googled my brains out
I hesitiate to say one of them got kidnapped
I remember something about buttons being significant
I think Dief dies at the beginning
I don't think he stayed dead though
I remember that for some reason
Every time a song plays by Lifehouse I remember part of this fic
Fraser is wet and pathetic and very sad and RayK feels terrible
he can't even fight off a carrot
in the end they are about to seperate so they go get donuts
And there she find Ray dancing with Fraser
because the two did becoming something like fiends at least
embarassingly I can't remember which Ray
of course, Fraser loves both his Rays
RayK and Fraser have a close encounter of the sexual kind in Ray's little plane
there was I think some desecration of native land going on
I think Turnbull liked bird watching
he sees an informercial for decorative vegetables
Turnbull then kidnaps Ray and handcuffs him to the Queen's bed
Fraser saved the day with a metal napkin dispenser.
they eat a lot of shrimp and Ray hurts his ankle or something
after drinking an entire bottle of really old tequila and consequently eating the worm
I believe someone shoots a caribou as a diversion (not sure)
nobody remembers that it was *his mother*
I think Fraser breaks down or something
maybe he had a huge knife
RayK gets a knife in his throat?
I believe he was beaten and traumatized. Possibly raped.
he's just FINE THANKs SO Much!
At some point, I'm pretty sure, Ray starts crying
He's depressed...having had to have his leg amputated?
He takes off and walks out into the snow to kill himself
things get worse from there.
this is kind of embarrassing
Fraser was told that he inherited a castle in Scotland
Fraser may have been a vampire
the word "peril" may be in the title
they end up having hot and blasphemous bondage sex in Ray's church
i CANNOT FIND THIS FIC
I hope I haven't imagined it
Kowalski is turned into a kitten
There's a hunting metaphor
we are supposed to make the connection
it gets fuzzy after that
my computer blew up!
the account has been deleted
please, I'm begging you, halp?
One of them says "Freight Train!" while he is coming
people will think he's gay if he just says he likes Bowie
I want to say there's mention of a cartoon orchestra or band
there may also be dancing
does this one ring any bells?
RayK ends up in a coma somehow, and is being a ghost
Fraser is unconsciously groping Kowalski
it develops into something more meaningful from there
I'm sure I'm going to kick myself when this gets found
any help gratefully received
it's driving me insane
the most distinctive thing I can recall is the mansex
Rayv shoots Rayk by accident
he brings Fraser his pressies and the tart to him in bed
Help please! (I am whining like Dief wanting the yummy donut)
thanks in advance
I am sorry I don't have anymore details
I'm really sorry if I've done it wrong in anyway
I have no idea what else happened
a body was found, chained to a radiator in a burnt-out warehouse
There was a more hopeful sequel.
any help would be awesome!
I may have made all this up
thank you kindly.
Basically this is "found poetry" from the Due South fic-searching community. I didn't write any of this stuff, just rearranged the lines. I'm tagging it as fic because I'm not sure how else to tag it.
I'm looking for a fic that I didn't actually read
I didn't save it
now I can't find it
My brain is obviously a sieve
I can't remember if it was a good fic or not
it was really sweet i remember
Kowalski thought he was in or wanted to be in a relationship
secretly in love with his partner, because that's how it works
they haven't slept together they just make out alot
I think I've googled my brains out
I hesitiate to say one of them got kidnapped
I remember something about buttons being significant
I think Dief dies at the beginning
I don't think he stayed dead though
I remember that for some reason
Every time a song plays by Lifehouse I remember part of this fic
Fraser is wet and pathetic and very sad and RayK feels terrible
he can't even fight off a carrot
in the end they are about to seperate so they go get donuts
And there she find Ray dancing with Fraser
because the two did becoming something like fiends at least
embarassingly I can't remember which Ray
of course, Fraser loves both his Rays
RayK and Fraser have a close encounter of the sexual kind in Ray's little plane
there was I think some desecration of native land going on
I think Turnbull liked bird watching
he sees an informercial for decorative vegetables
Turnbull then kidnaps Ray and handcuffs him to the Queen's bed
Fraser saved the day with a metal napkin dispenser.
they eat a lot of shrimp and Ray hurts his ankle or something
after drinking an entire bottle of really old tequila and consequently eating the worm
I believe someone shoots a caribou as a diversion (not sure)
nobody remembers that it was *his mother*
I think Fraser breaks down or something
maybe he had a huge knife
RayK gets a knife in his throat?
I believe he was beaten and traumatized. Possibly raped.
he's just FINE THANKs SO Much!
At some point, I'm pretty sure, Ray starts crying
He's depressed...having had to have his leg amputated?
He takes off and walks out into the snow to kill himself
things get worse from there.
this is kind of embarrassing
Fraser was told that he inherited a castle in Scotland
Fraser may have been a vampire
the word "peril" may be in the title
they end up having hot and blasphemous bondage sex in Ray's church
i CANNOT FIND THIS FIC
I hope I haven't imagined it
Kowalski is turned into a kitten
There's a hunting metaphor
we are supposed to make the connection
it gets fuzzy after that
my computer blew up!
the account has been deleted
please, I'm begging you, halp?
One of them says "Freight Train!" while he is coming
people will think he's gay if he just says he likes Bowie
I want to say there's mention of a cartoon orchestra or band
there may also be dancing
does this one ring any bells?
RayK ends up in a coma somehow, and is being a ghost
Fraser is unconsciously groping Kowalski
it develops into something more meaningful from there
I'm sure I'm going to kick myself when this gets found
any help gratefully received
it's driving me insane
the most distinctive thing I can recall is the mansex
Rayv shoots Rayk by accident
he brings Fraser his pressies and the tart to him in bed
Help please! (I am whining like Dief wanting the yummy donut)
thanks in advance
I am sorry I don't have anymore details
I'm really sorry if I've done it wrong in anyway
I have no idea what else happened
a body was found, chained to a radiator in a burnt-out warehouse
There was a more hopeful sequel.
any help would be awesome!
I may have made all this up
thank you kindly.