jesus fucking titty christ, tonight i tried the local fire water. its called zaivana or something like that, but last time i had it i took the torist stuff, this shit was out the freezer. holy fuck, i downed the shot as its suppose to be taken and it blew my head off! my nose cleared up like the time i took a huge intake of air threw my nose of a ( Read more... )

last year came the wonders of amsterdam, here steve, paul, sam and I got drunk and stoned but resisted the protitutes, now is the time for more adventures of "the twats ( Read more... )

so life is fairly good at the moment. for all those who don't know i'm back from america and living in cyprus. the average temp is about 28 degree C at this time of year, rather good if you ask me ( Read more... )

MARTIN, MARK, PAUL AND PETE! - these were the people who all apeared in my dream the other night ( Read more... )

where to begin, ok so i get a live journal comment saying gaz is looking to come to cyprus, gaz you fucking rule man. this is gonna be so fucking sweet, i totally can't wait, gonna start taking a bottle of beer a night to stock up for the man. i hope he likes the local brew ( Read more... )

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you bitches ( Read more... )

thank you to everyone who made my time back in helensburgh so good ( Read more... )

so not long left travelling until i need to come home. it all sounds a bit odd back home. i had a chat with my sister on the phone last today and it made me realise that i have alot of decisions to make this year. where i live, where i get a job and personally what i'm concentrating on, a relationship ( Read more... )

ok so these are sick and twisted but you should know me by now. if you don't like dead baby jokes please stop reading ( Read more... )

oh my god, what a last few days i've had.....topped of by the most random night last night. we were chilling at a mates house in LA and these chicks came along. now i'm totally not looking for any action as i know Alyson is back home so i stop drinking so that i don't do anything silly ( Read more... )