Dont listen to anything I say tonight. It's all bullshit. I'm so full of shit I dont even know how full I am, but it's pretty fucking full ( Read more... )

You're killing my high. Fucking thanks alot. I appreciate that. Wait, I have coke ( Read more... )

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

FUCK!

I'm through with standing in line ( Read more... )

All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own.

Natalie has a weiner.

I need to go Christmas shopping.

Three cheers for procrastination.

When I'm at work I have alot of time to think about things. Life mostly. What I'd do different. How different things would be if i had done [blank] instead of [blank]. You know Things like that ( Read more... )

So, I've decided that I might actually write something semi-meaningful in this LJ again ( Read more... )

So, I'm pretty much a jew.

Oh, and my girlfriend is hot.