No, I am Charlotte Simmons. Bitch!

[trayfnyak]

Thinking up possible reasons for why I immediately grew back my beard after shaving it was much harder than thinking up reasons for why I shaved it. Why I grew it in the first place, back in September, for the sixth-or-so time, is beyond the scope of psychology

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[beanotron]

sorry to hear about you and caitlin...chicks you meet in any ball pit turn out to be bitches.

[beanotron]

so mr. charlotte simmons, have you read tom wolfe lately?