The Black Eyes of God-watchers

[trayfnyak]

As someone who prepares and eats french toast and pancakes, with the occasional Belgian waffle-cake, on a regular basis, I am perplexed by not only the scarcity of true maple syrup but by the utter lack of maple-syrup flavored syrups in the syrup section. Log Cabin, Aunt Jemima, Hungry Jack...why, these are merely different names for corn or karo

Comments

[beanotron]

right on, man!!

you should carry a small flask of the real maple sizurp up your sleeve. you would hate to be stuck in the yucatan penninsula eatin' a hearty plate of corn meal flapjacks and no sizurp in sight. you can never settle for that mexican brand.

The Great American Smoke Out

[pendulous]

I'm still only an amateur smoker, but since November is Smoking Awareness Month or whatever, I've been trying to be more aware by making sure I buy a pack every November 1st.
It makes December come far too soon.

[funkalishus]

I got a belly full of prime
runnin' through my intestine!
Pork chop, apple sauce
See the pretty butter fly!

I'll smoke anything combustible...exceptin' crack and meth, i guess. Other than that, watch your fuckin' wallets 'cause dolla bills taste good, y'all!