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[trayfnyak]

There is no reason for me to be posting today. I have nothing to say that passes blogmuster, really. I might go ahead, though, and let everyone know that I have given up coffee. I had to, for caffeine in moderate to high amounts turns my intenstine into a burning track of kerosene. Yes, I have the "chick disease" known as IBS. I drink a cup of tea

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[ennui330]

i've recently discovered japanese twig tea, which i'm a bit hooked on at the moment. you should try it.

or else.

I'm hooked

[trayfnyak]

I bet you say that to all the boys.

cure for pain?

[beanotron]

how 'bout a green tea latte?

or, there's always crack.

cure for pain?

[anonymous]

how 'bout a green tea latte?

or, there's always crack.

In Solidarity: A Story That Is Less Sad Than Yours

[pendulous]

My senior year at ACU I found that my frequent bouts with heartburn were beginning to influence all aspects of my daily routine. I thought I had an ulcer

Bargain Hunters Burn Howler Monkeys

[trayfnyak]

I'm responding to this because it's clear that we are both -- whether we like it or not -- afflicted with palpable bowel disorders. Had God mentioned the colon, small intestine, or anything truly specific in the Book of Genesis, then perhaps we would be having better luck, less discomfort. But perhaps when we die, and if God overlooks the above complaint, then we will be shown (using angelic graph charts and timelines) how the industrial production of cheap foodstuffs was always the true culprit in rending our guts asunder.

In the meantime, Pendulous, I recommend a daily dose of two FiberCon pills and a reckless courage in the face of public restrooms. And lots of beer, but not before bedtime.

no photoshoppin' at the sock hop

[pendulous]

I had originally considered transforming your powerfully humorous picture into a movie poster, but trying to think of funny, vaguely French names for directors, composers, and best boy dolly grips sounded exhausting.