Secret machinations

[trayfnyak]

Make sure no one is around before you continue reading. If your aged parents or grandparents are in the room, ask them to leave at once. If they will not leave, then begin emitting a high-pitched shriek, pausing for breath only as needed, then resuming. If that does not provide the needed incentive for them to leave, then remove all your clothing.

Comments

[funkalishus]

It's about god-damn time someone finally said these truths. You need to put this into your paper somehow. A little covert-ops action, and bam! everybody can resume a normal life of boredom and acceptance.

Also, I'm going to share this with everyone I know. Including loved ones and parental units. so there.

goob goob

[trayfnyak]

I'm glad my desultory thoughts were of use to you, old friend. That said, don't take them, or anything else, too seriously.

where are my fireballs!!?

[beanotron]

so if i am content with being bored, then am i still considered bored?

i must know rachmones t.!!

Re: where are my fireballs!!?

[trayfnyak]

This is a powerful question, Bean, and I feel a bit broadsided by it. I must take some time to contemplate it, after which I will post a response on my main journal. I hope all is well in the land of noodles and sweet potato vodka. I didn't know that, a few years ago, someone tried to assassinate the president of South Korea, but shot himself in the leg and, sadly, the president's wife in the head, killing her dead. That's not boring at all.