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Jun 01, 2005 07:37

Upon awakening this morning, not ten minutes ago, and during the process of my morning pee pee, I devised a new series for this journal ( Read more... )

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poor old man... beanotron June 2 2005, 12:06:59 UTC
yeah, i had the class you speak of...with the irrational professor you describe so well.

the guy would talk on and on about nothing and then expect you to do well on his tests that had little to do with the expensive book we were forced to buy.

what a perfect picture!

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Re: poor old man... trayfnyak June 3 2005, 13:45:42 UTC
We sat next to each other, brother!

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"liberal arts education," my ass. ubermaus June 3 2005, 19:19:40 UTC
I like this game.

I have fond memories of the 8:00 AM music appreciation class I took (with "Eduardo Dolorosa"), in which I learned all about the sonata-allegro format, and about how the key of D Minor might actually be demonic. I probably learned something else in there, but that's all I remember for sure.

Or the astronomy class I took, in which the professor (whose name I don't recall) assumed that we were a) dedicated enough to go out and look at the moon at the same time every night for half the semester, and b) so terrified by math that the mere mention of an equation--nay, even simple arithmetic--would reduce us to quivering lumps of goo.

Or my Old Testament course, in which we learned that it was OK for God to command the Israelites to commit genocide, because archaeological evidence has suggested that the inhabitants of Canaan were probably not very nice people.

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thhbbbp! funkalishus June 6 2005, 01:46:33 UTC
that's a raspberry...

the classes I hated the most were the classes I seemed to do the best in.

Go fuckin' figure.

"Sneakin' up from behind, I got a one track mind...we got a skin on skin thing baby."

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