beards: they grow on you

[trayfnyak]

I'm committing, albeit halfheartedly (and halfassedly) to updating this yellowing canvas of tripe and folderol, so from now on, things like the following entry you will see.

Advice for Recently De-bearded Men: 10 Replies to the Question, "Why did you shave your beard, (your name here)?":1. Ehhh, I felt like destroying something beautiful

Comments

[funkalishus]

That is f-in' beautiful, man. Beee-uty-full.

beardlessness is next to godlessness

[pendulous]

• After it ate the second schnauzer, I felt something had to be done.

• When I discovered I could not, in fact, recieve a child tax credit for my efforts, I just couldn't justify the extra expense.

• Actually it was "dissappeared" by the sandanistas and thank you for bringing up such a painful subject. Waiter!

m "rotten ear" s

[beanotron]

-i had the urge to shave something, but i didn't have the time to do my back and buns.

don't renege on our love

[trayfnyak]

and after all that, he didn't like what was underneath and is now growing it back, neckbeard and all.

ye gods! why do you torment me? O!