Voice Post//The Dawn Treader

[treadingdawn]

I welcome everyone with an open heart, however...

Do not climb the mast.

Do not swing from the bow.

Do not swing from the stern.

Don't hang from the portholes.

And under no circumstances will you take the helm.

...without an invitation.

Comments

[treadingdawn]

...It could be. Do you think people would listen if it were?

[treadingdawn]

At the moment the Dawn Treader is undisturbed so I'd have to say they're listening. However I couldn't tell you why.

[Maybe cuz HE'S THE KING.]

[caststwoshadows]

An open heart, then, is not so open.

[treadingdawn]

What do you mean?

[caststwoshadows]

So many rules, King Caspian X.

[treadingdawn]

You know me. Have we met before?

[oshutup]

You ought to post a list, in writing that is.

[treadingdawn]

A list people would have to board to read.

[oshutup]

The way you said it, I was under the impression some of them arrived on board.

[treadingdawn]

Perhaps they were but are no longer.

[golemvomit]

B-but... [Alistair is wibbling now, Casp. Congrats.]

[treadingdawn]

Yes?

[Nooooooo don't wibble ;-;]

[golemvomit]

It was always a dream, as a child, to climb the mast of a ship... And to hang from the portholes...

Oh - can I? Please?

[Still wibbling ;-;]

[treadingdawn]

And what child would this be, does he have a name?

[Skeptical Caspian is skeptical but listening.]

[razed_hell]

Which means swinging from the rigging is fair game?

[treadingdawn]

No, no it's not. I'll add it to the list, thank you.

[razed_hell]

It's a nice ship. Yours?

[treadingdawn]

Mine and Narnia's, we thank you.