Voice Post//On The Trail//To Oregon?!

[treadingdawn]

I require answers:

Is it or is it not shameful to defer to a real map and not to one in your head?

[ooc: Backdated to sunset sob.]

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[oshutup]

[ SHOVE OVER A LITTLE, CASPIAN. Making a grab for the device, possibly. ] Why are you even asking that to begin with?

[treadingdawn]

[?????! NO IT'S HIS AND HE'S THE KING.] Because we've encountered that boulder twice now. I would know, it looks very much like your face.

[oshutup]

[ LOOK YOU KNOW THE SPIEL CASPIAN. YOU'RE KING. AND PETER'S THE.....fill in the blank. Fine, he makes a grab for... ] Not as though you would know, as it seems you've gone blind. Let me have the reins before you cart us off the nearest cliff.

[treadingdawn]

[...JIGGERED FOOL? Argh he loses the device to those puppy paws.] I've gone blind? Destrier whatever you do don't let this man take us over a ravine.

[wandbreaker]

If we had gone the way I said, we wouldn't be in this mess.

[So what if his way involved fording a highly dangerous river? Danger is the spice of life.]

[treadingdawn]

You wanted us to ford rapids.

[wandbreaker]

But at least we wouldn't be staring at the rock shaped like Peter's head.

[treadingdawn]

We would be smashed upon them instead. The Dawn Treader is the best caravan in Narnia, but the Dawn Treader is not a ship.

[brokemysmolder]

Depends. Does the map in your head suck?

[treadingdawn]

You ought to speak with the man who has currently commandeered the reins.

[brokemysmolder]

Yeah, but you're the one who wants to know.

[treadingdawn]

Well if you wish for my personal opinion, yes it does 'suck'.

[lionesscouchant]

[From the back of this Caravan from Hell, a little sigh, and -]

Boys.

[treadingdawn]

[They're not boys, THEY'RE MEN. But he answers anyway.]

Yes?

[lionesscouchant]

[Not when they act like boys.]

Honestly, Caspian, you ought to let Susan steer.

[treadingdawn]

You should tell Peter to let Susan steer. He has the reins now.

[cry_reaper]

I don't believe there's anything wrong with maps, why would there be?

[treadingdawn]

Ask the captain of this fine vessel. It seems instinct is superior to paper.

[cry_reaper]

But if you don't know where you're going, isn't it better to ask?

[treadingdawn]

If there is anyone to ask, we haven't passed another caravan since we embarked. I do have this curious function though, and I'm using it now.